That american psycho monologue about how dark and messed up patrick is but it's me and instead of murder its wanting to fuck George costanza from Seinfeld
The funniest part about liking Serious Angst Themes while simultaneously fixating on a silly blorbo from my show is that 13 year old me would be writing the exact same type of fanfics as me now. Real tragedy enjoyers know ts for life
Me: what if my favorite characters smoked cigarettes ans has severe trauma 😈
13 year old me: And drank alcohol and had horrible coping mechanisms too
Me: thats badass. I like the way you think
13 year old me: stop saying cusswords my mom Will get mad
Me: sorry
13 year old me: why are you a boy
Me: We're getting off topic.
Two different types of love
Ladies ladies one at a time!!!!
MY YAOIS! ^o^
Thinking of becoming a hermit in a cave again #hermit #suicidalhermitlifestyle
i should forsake plesures & only eat gruel & drink water
Do it for him
i want tyler to slobber over every inch of narrators face and snake his tongue in his nostrils & it makes the narrator feel violated in ways he didnt know was possible. places a tongue should absolutely not be going. its his way of stimming dont be ableist