@mortallydeepestobservation Stuff To Feed Our Imaginations 🤭

@mortallydeepestobservation stuff to feed our imaginations 🤭

"you're my, my , my, my kind of woman." -DRABBLE PROMPTS

“Thank you, I really hate it.”

“Can’t figure out the right answer.”

“Sit down and shut up.”

“I’m definitely open to that.”

“Why don’t you answer your phone?”

“It’s not a witchhunt.”

“Is it suddenly getting colder?”

“That child is staring at you.”

“Let’s talk about some options.”

“And then you just lost it?”

“Have you heard about this story?”

“It’s going to be a great day today.”

“Don’t say another word.”

“This is absolutely not my fault.”

“What would happen if I’d kiss you right now?”

“It’s always a risk, but think about the reward.”

“There is a fine line between stupid and genius.”

“I never really left.”

“Answer me. Quickly.”

“You hold no power here.”

“We learn from our mistakes.”

“Have you seen that the sun is coming out?”

“This sounds like an interogation.”

“Should I call my lawyer?”

“I have always admired you.”

“Who’s at your house right now?”

“Call the number. Now.”

“When are you getting paid?”

“It miraculously stopped working.”

“I have absolutely no answers to your questions.”

“You took us on a wild ride there.”

“What did she look like?”

“That’s a scam, ma'am.”

“Let’s see each other again in ten years.”

“I will be waiting for you.”

“Please, don’t pick me.”

“Not my friends, not my problem.”

“It’s not paranoia if they are really out to get you.”

“You are such a hypocrite.”

“Nobody asked me, but I will answer.”

“How did you get your degree?”

“I’m not going to discuss this with you.”

“Great, who cares?”

“You just can’t handle the truth.”

“I’m curious about your motive.”

“Respect is not given freely.”

“Your pride will be your downfall.”

“Just let it go, okay?”

“Why do you insist on it?”

“Seeing you like this, I fell even more in love with you.”

“I don’t want to hear another word coming out of your mouth!”

“I just know that everything will go well.”

“This is very important for me.”

“Wow, the weather is really… doing its thing.”

“Don’t even try to talk to me.”

“I can and I will sue.”

“Maybe this was a mistake.”

“Do I make you nervous?”

“You never had the best ideas.”

“Don’t wait for me.”

“Who would you call?”

“That’s too wild for me.”

“You can’t even say it with a straight face.”

“I told you not to touch that.”

“Do I really have to answer that?”

“Takes one to know one.

"Let me make this right.”

“When did you become an expert in this?”

“Nothing is as serious as it seems.”

“How could this accidently happen?”

“It’s not my birthday.”

“Sounds like wishful thinking.”

“Welcome to my personal hell.”

“Do you even know who I am?”

“The devil knows I tried.”

creds to @creativepromptsforwriting <33333

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9 months ago

Added to reading list 😊

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2 years ago
Jungkook’s Pretty Tattoos ♡
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4 months ago

Read most of the stories in this list and I can second their recommendation!

Bangtan Christmas ‘24 | Namjoon Fic Recs

Bangtan Christmas ‘24 | Namjoon fic recs

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! ❄️🎄

As the twinkling lights of the season surround us, I hope you’ve found some warmth and joy in the fics shared over these past 24 days. Whether you’ve devoured them all or haven’t had the chance to dive in yet, don’t worry—I’ve saved the best for last; a rec list ✨ This special rec list is my gift to you, filled with winter and Christmas-themed stories that bring me endless joy every year 🥰 It contains the fics I’ve reblogged all throughout December, BUT—also many Namjoon stories that I sadly didn’t have the time to read, but was on my Christmas to read list. Sometimes life just hits you… and I really wanted to include them to make the most spectacular rec list so that’s why they’re included ✨

A kind comment, a heartfelt message, even a simple like or reblog—it all makes a difference. You never know how much warmth a few words can bring to a writer’s heart, especially during the cold days of winter. And even if some of them are on hiatus and don’t respond, know that your appreciation is felt.

Before we dive into this treasure trove of stories, I want to take a moment to say an enormous thank you to all the writers out there. Your words weave wonders, creating characters and worlds that have made me smile, cry, and above all, feel deeply. So, thank you for crafting such brilliant art with your writing. You are a gift to this community, and we’re all better for it 💜

Bangtan Christmas ‘24 | Namjoon Fic Recs

[Bangtan Christmas ‘24 masterlist] Note: the stories that I sadly didn’t get to read are marked with *.

⭐Sweet Company @remedyx [4.4k]  ⭐Real Magic @here2bbtstrash [16.7k] ⭐My Only Wish @ppersonna [15.1k] ⭐Mistletoe @belovedkingx [9.3k] ⭐Good Neighbor @sugaurora [0.7k] ⭐Holiday in Shambles @ressjeon [5k] ⭐Dirty Little Secret @nottodayjjk [10.4k] ⭐Oh Christmas Tree @bangtanfancamp [10.8k] ⭐Sprouting Love @/kingofbodyrolls [13.7k] ⭐Not Another Holiday Romance @kpopfanfictrash [32.2k] ⭐Under the Mistletoe @btsgotjams27 [1.3k] ⭐Mistletoe @belovedkingx [9.3k] ⭐All I Want for Christmas is Joon @leahsfavefics [N/A] ⭐The Snow Globe Effect* @gukyi [10k] ⭐Coal in your Stocking* @hamsterclaw [6k] ⭐Noel on Ice* @bangtan-madi [16k] ⭐Santa Baby* @peekaboongi [1.6k] ⭐Won’t You Ride My Sleigh Tonight?* @jkeuphoriadreamland [N/A] ⭐The Christmas Party* @dreamescapeswriting [4.4k] ⭐Snow Angel* @joonbird [1.5k] ⭐Santa Baby* @jjungkookislife [2.3k] ⭐Merry Kissmass* @taleasnewastime [10.3k] ⭐Fine Line* @angelguk [6.7k] ⭐Brightside* @lavienjin [8k] ⭐Better not Pout* @apotatomashedbybts [5.1k] ⭐All I Want for Christmas is…Who?* @ggukcangetit [3.7k] ⭐Midnight Wishes* @ddaenggtan [10.3k] ⭐Wrapped Up in You* @solastia [1k] ⭐Under the Mistletoe* @11-ish [2.2k] ⭐Please, Santa* @floralseokjin [6.1k] ⭐Are You Comfortable with This?* @army-author [2.9k] ⭐Christmas Alone* @joonthighs [7.6k] ⭐Until You Make It* @versigny [8k] ⭐Last Christmas* @jjungkookislife [16.5k] ⭐It’s December (and I Still Want You)* @smoochkooks [16.7k] ⭐Don’t Care about the Presents* @hobibliophile [6.2k] ⭐Wrapped Together* @lemonjoonah [18k] ⭐Once Upon an Us* @yoonia [47k]

Bangtan Christmas ‘24 | Namjoon Fic Recs

I truly hope you find joy in diving into all these wonderful stories! 🥰 Thank you from the bottom of my heart for taking the time to explore this rec list. I couldn’t resist creating another one—I’ve missed it dearly. I know some of you enjoyed the monthly rec lists, so I hope this little collection brings a spark of joy to your holiday season.

If this list has brought a smile to your face, I kindly ask that you consider reblogging it. The more it’s shared, the more people can discover these incredible stories, and together, we can spread even more holiday cheer to the talented writers who make this season a little more magical with their words ❄️✨

Bangtan Christmas ‘24 | Namjoon Fic Recs

Hello, lovely people! I’m Lissa, both a reader and a writer at heart. Though I don’t write much fanfiction these days, my love for reading and recommending fics burns as bright as ever. If you’re looking for more Bangtan fanfics to cozy up with, you’re more than welcome to follow me, or simply explore my rec library. There’s always something special waiting for you.

With all my love, and borahae always 💜

2 years ago

Fuck, I guess I will not sleep today 😂

What do you feel like having?

What Do You Feel Like Having?

Latest: Bear and Sparrow: 🔞💦😍😭🥵 You and Namjoon are crossing borders illegally in search for a better life. Will you make it alive, together?

Link to for all works here: Ao3 - updated with Bear and Sparrow

One-shot KNJ fics:

Seoul Redemption: 🔞💦😍😭🥵 heist AU. Forger!Namjoon x reader. Absolute best work to start with?

Goodnight Nabi Ghost AU, Widower KNJ, DILF Mechanic KNJ meets librarian OC. A tale about finding strength to let go. 🥰😭🥵🥺

Promise Me (feat JJK) smut, angst, pining. Military AU. Love triangle. 16k 🥰😭🥵🥺 Prepare tissues. Lots. But also it’s healing

Scent of a Woman - hybrid, parfumerie AU. Smut, angst, fluff, happy ending, boss and employee relationship. Forbidden love. Hot and sweet and angsty 😍🥵🔥

 Pop My Cherry- best-friend-idiots to lovers. Crack. Fluff. SMUT. Virgin/College/BFF AU. 😍😆🥵🔥 ~8k sweet and cute and funny

There’s A Fly in My Soup - One-shot, Angst, Crack, Fluff, Strangers to Lovers~2.4k 😍💓😉 — really really cute

A Match Made in Heaven - One-shot, Smut, Crack, Strangers to Lovers, Macabre themes 😱 ☠️😍💓😉🔞🥵 ~5k (medical student meets dental student)

Life is Sweet as Honey {KNJ}  😬🥵😍romance, forbidden love, reunion, SMUT, angst ~7k AUTHOR FAVE (Dynamite AU)

Unbroken {KNJ }❤️🥵😍❤️a story of romance, loss, love, and adoption. Fluffy, Angsty, SMUT.  Absolute Author favorite. ~15k

Call of Duty 🔥🥵😍💓 (I like this one!!!): Smut, angst, drama. This has lots of feelings! Military officer Namjoon + wife~3k

Of Boogers and Tteokbokki - idol KNJ + wife, pregnancy smut, angst, sweet ending 💕 😍 🥵~11k (my first full-length fic)

The Dressing Room 🥵💋 ~ 2k idol KNJ + BH make-up artist

Lucky Ducky - A HOT SMUTTY drabble based on Airplane part two, FESTA ~ I promise you will laugh.🥵🤪  (AUTHOR FAVORITE) ~1.8k

KNJ SERIES:

Roomies with Joonie Series - Grad school AU / author favorite - 🔞❤️❤️ roommates to lovers / roommates with benefits, every chapter a SMUT chapter {COMPLETE}

Skittles and Cuddles 🥵💋 - you have cartoon night with KNJ and a bag of skittles explode all over both of you 

Naughty with Nutella🥵💋 - KNJ’s nutella sandwich looks very very good

 Pastry Porn 🥵💋 - you make berliners or jelly donuts, things get serious

The Sweet in Sweet Potato  🥵💋💓💓💓- confession time

 I’ll Be Your Lobster 💓🥵💋💓 (smut and a fluffy ending) - a milestone in their relationship

Mr. and Mrs. Kim series ~fluffy married smut~ 🔞❤️❤️  every chapter is NSFW, {COMPLETE}

One- Morning Commute to Heaven and Hell - what happens when you ride a crowded train with KNJ 🚆🥵💋

Two - Just Desserts - what happens when Mr. Kim goes home and asks for dessert 🍨🥵💋

Three - A Lesson in Geography - what happens when Mrs. Kim has a hard day at work and finds something suspicious at home 🌍🥵💋

Four - Backstage - what happens when Mr. Kim follows Mrs. Kim to school to lend his moral support and more to her🎭 🥵💋

Five - Call Waiting - what happens when Mr. Kim’s conference call goes way over time, threatening the Kims’ reservation at Nino’s📞 🥵💋

Six - Swedish Meatballs - what happens when Mrs. Kim drags Mr. Kim to IKEA, a place he truly detests🚿🥵💋

Seven - The Best is Yet to Be - what happens on a typical Saturday morning for Mr and Mrs Kim 🥵💋

Eight - A Hard Day - post Grammy comfort drabble or what happens when Mr. Kim comes home from a hard day at work. SFW.

Road to Redemption - SFW, broken man KNJ. angst, fluff, ❤️❤️

The Sacrifices of A Woman - Kim Namjoon’s wife gets something off her chest 😤

The Makings of A Man sequel - Kim Namjoon gets something off his mind 🤦‍♀️

Epilogue: The Road To Recovery - Bedtime story with Daddy Joon. 😍❤️

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Head-Over-Heels Poems for my thirsty-for-KNJ soul

—grey t-shirt KNJ

– Let Me Be Your Potato

- Please Cook Me

- Dear White T-shirt

- A Welcome to Arms

-Boots by My Bed

Dribble drabbles —fluffy / smutty lil fics based on gifs

-Elroy the turtle

WORK ON HIATUS [links are disabled for now]

The Imposter - childhood angst, Bighit Audition, eventual smut, some humor? 😳🥵😱😂😍 

Chapter ONE  

Chapter TWO

Chapter THREE

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Jeon Jungkook fics

Stay - “till death do us part” your husband JK will do everything in his power to help you see how much he needs you to stay. 😍🥰😩😢😭 angst and fluff. Depression. Recovery.

Jung Hoseok fics

Hot & Bothered 🥵😍🤪 CRACK, SMUT, FLUFF in that order, and in that order of decreasing proportions. It’s summer. You’re hot. He’s hot. And the lawn needs a trim. Enter, his big, big, lawnmower. THIER SUMMER

Home for Christmas {JHS} ❤️🥵😍 FLUFF, SMUT, tiny angst. Hoseok hopes you like his Christmas present, especially since he’s been away for too long, too much, too often. THEIR CHRISTMAS

Wedding Belles  - Enroute to your honeymoon destination, you engage in a little wedded bliss. 🥵💋THIER WEDDING

Kim Taehyung fics

The Little Death - Childhood friends to lovers. One shot. Chocolatier Y/N in Paris, Idol Tae. SMUT, agnst, fluff. ❤️🥵😍 F

The Art of Tenderness – Rice cake, historical Joseon AU. Apprentice KTH! with Master’s daughter Y/N ❤️🥵😍 F

 Kim Seok Jin fics

A Date with Destiny ~🥵💋❤️ 🦸‍♂️🦹‍♀️- You’re a superhero. He lives next door. Prepare for explosions. 

* If you’re overwhelmed and don’t know where to start… send me an ask and I will recommend one based on what you feel like having. 

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2 years ago
Ryen I Cried At This Tweet Plz

Ryen I cried at this tweet plz

NOOOO IM DEVASTED.. @reliablemitten GET OVER HERE

4 months ago

Reblogging cause I’m a sucker for arranged marriage tropes 😁

Currents

Currents

Author: @yeoldontknow​ Creative Content Contributor: @chillingkoo​ who made this utterly stunning banner for my birthday because she is an absolute angel ;~; Pairing: Seokjin x Reader (oc; female) Genre: arranged marriage au; angst; fluff; smut Rating: NC-17 Warning: explicit sex; explicit language Summary: Jin thinks he’s loved you since the moment he saw you, back when you were teenagers; Jin knows he’s been in love with you, the soul burning kind of love, since he saw you on your wedding day. He doesn’t mind that you don’t reciprocate on his level, he’s just happy to show you he cares. Until one day, he simply can’t anymore. Until one day, you realize you need to show him you care, too.  Word Count: 16,535

Two days after your fourteenth birthday, your parents agree it is time to tell you that you are engaged.

When they call you into the kitchen, you find they are sitting beside one another - closer than you have ever seen them - and a slow panic begins to course through your veins. In the past, death was the only thing that could bring them together, the fading of a life forcing them into closeness if only to seek comfort in another equally as empty.

Keep reading

1 year ago

Swooning in my head right now…I can totally hear Namjoon saying that line! Can’t wait to read this fic!!!

And now you’re mine

You know how I always say that Kim Namjoon is so votable that I'd vote for him even though IDK what he's running for? My brain wouldn’t let go of the politician Namjoon…But what if he's a senator that's now vying for the presidential seat? and what if you were his ex-fiance that he was now attempting to get back because he did say he would make you his queen? and what if he is a mastermind and you have no choice but to fall back into him?

And Now You’re Mine

Sneakpeak:

“We didn’t break up,” he noted in a calm tone you were starting to hate. It was as though nothing could faze him.

Your mouth hanged agape at his statement and you were fuming. “Okay, now you’re just being annoying. You do know it is illegal to do drugs, right? You should be mindful of that when the presidential campaign is just around the corner, Senator Kim.”

“You broke up with me,” he stated as stood up, his hands rested on your desk as he leaned his face close to yours. “I didn’t accept it, baby girl.”

2 years ago

On Tilt (Series) | KNJ

On Tilt (Series) | KNJ

On Tilt (Series Masterlist)

Definition: a poker term for a state of mental or emotional confusion or frustration in which a player adopts a suboptimal strategy, usually resulting in the player becoming overly aggressive.

On Tilt (Series) | KNJ

Pairing: Namjoon x Fem!Reader

Rating: M 🔞; NSFW

Genre: idol!AU; toxic relationships; angst; fluff; smut

Warnings (more written in individual chapters): unhealthy relationship dynamic; cussing; explicit sexual conversations; pining; unrequited love; miscommunication; trouble setting personal boundaries

Summary: You’ve said time and time again that you wouldn’t lose yourself to him. You were in control now. You were going to make better choices. For a minute there, you were able to keep up with it. It wasn’t ‘til Namjoon’s extended break that you found yourself falling into old habits. Will you ever learn to quit Kim Namjoon?

❗️PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE DIVING IN: This series involves toxic, unhealthy relationship dynamics and themes. I am in no way promoting or encouraging said themes. If you are triggered by such topics, you are free to skip this story. Note that the characterizations here are purely fictional. If you've read any of my fics, you'll know that I get pretty dramatic with my writing so please keep that in mind. It gets better though, I promise 😇

On that note, comment, reblog, or send me feedback! 📩--Don't be shy!

❗️Please DNI if you're a minor.

On Tilt (Series) | KNJ

Navigation:

Part 1, posted 11/06

Part 2.1, posted 11/16

Part 2, posted 11/16

Part 3, posted 12/18

Part 4, posted 01/07

Part 5

Part 6

2 years ago
» Namjoon 🎶 Honey, What You Doin’ In My Bed?
» Namjoon 🎶 Honey, What You Doin’ In My Bed?
» Namjoon 🎶 Honey, What You Doin’ In My Bed?
» Namjoon 🎶 Honey, What You Doin’ In My Bed?
» Namjoon 🎶 Honey, What You Doin’ In My Bed?
» Namjoon 🎶 Honey, What You Doin’ In My Bed?

» namjoon 🎶 honey, what you doin’ in my bed?

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1 year ago

I can’t believe I only found this now! I love this couple so much! The story and pacing were perfect!!!

Open Chest

Namjoon and you were in medical school together, but you haven't seen him since you moved away for work. Until he turns up at your hospital for a fellowship.

Pairing: Namjoon x F!reader

Rating: 18+

Word count: 15k

Genre: Non-idol AU, smut, fluff, mild angst

Warnings: Sexually explicit content, explicit language, mentions of blood and medical procedures.

Open Chest

Part 1

Part 2

Epilogue

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