Reblog If Your Name Isn't Hans.

“There are more pubes on this Earth than people”

— Sirius Black at like 3:00 in the morning on a Tuesday

So, who's the evil twin? There's always an evil twin or at least a chaotic neutral twin.

blessed_train

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

I don’t give a shit if you think you don’t ‘pass’ as a man/woman/nb, if you tell me you’re a man/woman/nb then I’m using your preferred pronouns regardless of how you look, and I’ll use the specific ones you ask me to around others if you haven’t come out yet in order to keep you safe, even if they’re not the ones you ask me personally to call you. I don’t care if you think it’s ‘hard to understand’ or ‘it might be difficult on me’ I’m going to make sure you’re comfortable and safe, dipshit.

Sokka: You're the avatar, okay? The master of all four elements. Everyone wants you, you're like the hot girl that every guy wants

Aang: I'm the hot girl?

Sokka: you're the hottest girl

Aang: I'm the hot girl.

Zuko: Yes you are

Aang: *proud smile*

CG: STOP FLIRTING WITH VRISKA, JOHN. YOU CAN’T TRUST HER. SHE WAS A WANTED CRIMINAL ON OUR HOMEWORLD.

EB: really? what for?

CG: NO ONE KNOWS. SHE CHANGES THE STORY EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS.

VRISKA: I defrauded the Condesce’s favorite major corpor8tion.

VRISKA: I ro88ed the second largest 8ank on Alternia using only a 8allpoint pen.

VRISKA: I created the hole in the ozone layer.

VRISKA: I killed an adult seadweller… WITH THIS THUM8!!!!!!!!

Happy Halloween! (Making my annual appearance on the page) #blackwomenincostume (follow on IG!)

Contacts: @contactlenshub

Hair wax provided by: @sointense_haircolor

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

After so many years, I’m finally properly watching precure!!! I think I’m going to do fanart everytime i finish a season~