I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.
Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.
You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?
A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.
Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.
This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.
If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.
Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10
It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.
For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.
Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.
Stay tuned for more criminal activity!
fuck the robot, fuck the monster, fuck the triangle, fuck the inhuman entity that is a narrative tool that expresses an analogy for neurodivergency, mental illness, otherness, or deviance. this insistence of them having to be made human or made to have emotions or some other thing just further hammers in how unacceptable it is to not be of the norm. how anything that deviates from what is supposed to be the human standard is something unlovable. even if these characters or things have a desire to be human or "be fixed" in some way analogous to being human, let them be loved as they are without that, i fucking beg of you.
He’s so fricken awesome
I think this might be the first time I’m actually posting something on tumblr? Don’t really remember. Anyways, here’s what’s left of my brain after the resurgence of gravity falls. I don’t really know how this website works, or the etiquette, but I am cringe and I embrace it so I think I belong (°▽°)
I recently redesigned an old character of mine. She’s like a Demi god… sort of? Like on the latter of divinity she is something similar to a god but only on the scale of one world whereas true gods are not confined to a single world.
Bet you could never guess what her “godly” domain is…
Anyways, the redesign was inspired by those cool ass tulip Bantu knots I’ve seen floating around. She’s always, or at least for a very long time, had a rose motif in her hair but it was still hair, just an Afro stylized so that the texture looks like roses. Now it’s actually flowers. There’s some other minor changes too but the hair is the biggest.
i will never forgive popular UT fanon for using chara as a scapegoat in the genocide run and making "sans recognizes them and attacks them on sight regardless of what run they're in" headcanons so pervasive.
mostly because "restless spirit of a long dead child who's obsessed with the concept of cosmic retribution and facing consequences for your actions" + "guy whose job is just that but he treats it on par with his hot dog sidegig" is potentially one of the most hysterical dynamics you could come up with
strawberry miku
knight and princess
Well, of course I had to draw the new dragon to match the style of the BotW ones! :)b
I'm a bit over halfway through the game (I think? Maybe????? game BIG) and loving it.
free fall
I literally made this account to check the date of a post so I could know if a fan fic I like will ever be finishedI don’t think it will be ;-; the creator last posted in 2017... ITS -2021- 2024 now. Perhaps I will post on here now.Anyways hi I’m Captain Serif, you can call me whatever though. Cap, Serif, DadWhatever you like babe;)
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