THAT BITCH IS CRYING.

Mermaid Meiosis Pt 2

How do mermaids have kids??? Do they make eggs like fish or are they like mammals and they just birth the baby? If they make eggs then is mermaid caviar technically a thing? If they do birth it then where is it coming out of? And do they make breast milk? With that side note, are the seashells or mermaid breasts a part of them or???

Sincerely, an idiot

Balloons are weird

Dear Science side of Tumblr,

How come some balloons deflate after 2 days but then some last for like 6 years. Is it the material? Is it the way it's tied? Is it survival of the fittest but for balloons?

Sincerely, an idiot

Humans are really clueless if you think about it.

I have recently realized that a horse has no idea what squids are. Pedro the Penguin has never met a monkey. Most species have no idea that the ones that they don't see everyday exist, like, at all??? This sounds so stupid but it really makes you think about humans being clueless about what's in space. We all assume that we know a lot but in reality we know like nothing.

pidgeon murder

Dear science side of Tumblr,

How many pidgeons would it take to kill a bear?

Sincerely, an idiot

Not only did Lu Guang pull an Homura but he also indirectly caused (apparently he doesn't have a third power) Vein's death through the butterfly effect, and he sent him off with that smile a la Light Yagami when he let Naomi Misora go once he knew he won

Vampires Sparkle??

Dear Paranormal Side of Tumblr,

I was thinking about how different depictions of vampires either sparkling or burning in sunlight and I had the idea that maybe it depends on what time of day it is? Or maybe vampires just wear spf 50 sunscreen so they don't burn. On another note, the moon doesn't produce it's own light. It reflects the sun's, so doesn't that mean they can't go out at night either? Unless the moon filters out all the bad sunlight or something. Any ideas?

Sincerely, an idiot.

this was so link click coded for no reason

meanwhile, with Lu Guang:

Pov: the end of round six

alternative version under cut (:

Vampires

Dear Science Side of Tumblr,

TW: Blood, Suicide

How come vampires don't suck the blood out of people's wrists? Wouldn't it be easier than sucking it out of the neck? It would be easier to convince someone to give you their hand than it would to be their neck, right? Plus, maybe they would frame the murder as a suicide by slitting the victim's wrists? Do they just do it from the neck because it looks cooler?

Sincerely, an idiot

Cheng Xiaoshi after finding out that Lu Guang has been screwing up the space time continuum because he keeps dying: