He Just Said It Out Loud And I AM NEVER NOT REBLOGGING IT

Y/N, typing: "She knew it was wrong to want someone this much, let alone look at them. He was the God of Mischief, and she knew very well his reputation as the Slivertongue Heartbreaker-"

Loki: No one calls me that.

Y/N: [screams as she turns around to face Loki] C-C-Calls you what?

Loki: If you're going to write fanfiction about me behind my back, you should at least give roughly accurate details.

Y/N: W-What?

Loki, sitting beside you: [hitting the backspace button] "Reputation", my ass. It was more of a rumor that spread through the realm.

Y/N: Loki, what are you doing-

Loki: [typing at a quick speed for a God who doesn't use technology, reading it out loud] "She knew of the stories of how he had bed many a woman through the years."

Y/N: Wh-WHAT

Loki: [typing even faster, ignoring your confusion] "She knew there were tons of women around the universe, not just the world. She had resigned to the thought that she had no chance against the girls on their knees for him."

Y/N: I-I-I...

Loki: [taking a glance at you]

Y/N: [looks away]

Loki: [glances back at the screen]

Loki: [typing] "But little did she know, for him, Loki only had eyes for her."

Y/N: [looks up, eyes widening]

Loki: [activates voice typing, turning to face you] And he always had.

Loki: From the moment he graced his eyes on her, the moment he heard her laugh, the moment she smiled, the moment she had stolen his heart.

Loki: And to him, it was love.

Loki: Unlike the way some would describe the feeling, his world didn't slow down.

Loki: It kept on spinning and spinning until the only word on his mind was her name.

Loki: One he would remember.

Loki: One he would mumble in his slumber as he embraced his pillow tighter.

Loki: One he would call out as his body shook with pleasure, brought by his own hands, wishing they were hers.

Loki: One he would like to say with a sigh, with a smile, with a tear of joy in his eye as he made her his forever.

Loki: And that was just the beginning.

Loki: He needed her smile, he needed her touch, but most of all, he needed to hear her say she loved him.

Loki: [cups your cheek as he looks you deep in the eyes]

Loki: And what better moment than now?

Fighting With Your Boyfriend, Loki Laufeyson, Would Include...

Fighting with your boyfriend, Loki Laufeyson, would include… (REQUESTED)

Giving each other the silent treatment. When one or the other is mad at something petty Y'all will ignore each other. More importantly, yall will start talking to everyone and anyone, even people you hate just to piss off the other. Sometime you two will flirt with other to really piss off each other which is when yall usually stop giving each other the silent treatment.

You’ll throw things when mad at him.

He’ll slam his hands on tables and walls when mad.

Y’all will argue to a point when the only way to resolve it is to sleep with one another from being turned on.

When mad you will usually take sex off the table and make him wait. You’ll walk around the bedroom naked or in nice lingerie knowing you aren’t going to let him fool around with him just because you’re mad.

When fighting you both take it as a personal challenge to one-up the person on everything.

Angry/rough sex.

Makeup sex.

Thor will try to talk to both of you so you two can work it out but he usually makes it worse.

The Avenger will all try to get you to break up with him just because they think he’s still a terrible man.

Sometimes you two will literally fight each other to let out some steam from being mad at one another.

When being wrong in an agruement Loki will feel guilty and terrible. He’ll later make it up to you with a gift or something. When he’s being too prideful and doesn’t actually want to apologize he’ll give you puppy eyes an be sulking all day until you’re not mad anymore.

When realizing you’re wrong you’ll instantly say sorry and try to make it up to him. Sometimes he’ll rub it in and make you mad for a whole new reason.

Which team shall I join considering my 5′5.5′’  height falls somewhere in the middle?

BRUH YOU ARE 5'9.5 AND YOU ARE FIFTEEN WHY THE FUCK AM I SO SMALL. EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS TALLER THAN ME

I know at least 1 person who’s shorter than you who I will tag :) @sugawxra-koushi :P woops

OMG @iminlovewithtomhiddlestonandloki @lokis-little-wh0re @poetic-fiasco So happy to see that the loki army is here and i’m not the only one thinking that way

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

why is it not more wellknown that women can have an actual literal disorder that not rarely makes them literally suicidal for up to 10 days every month before their period lmao like… teach this in class? it’s not a joke?

@the-haven-of-fiction wait, so you telling me HE’S NOT?????

April 11, 2012: El Capitan Theater, Los Angeles CA [x][x]

my broke ass be happy

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You are an amazing person. Don’t give up on yourself.

Why the fuck do you have to be sauch acreep anon, Get.Lost.Fucking.Freak

just the sight of your amazing lips makes me want to cum

i-

what the fuck do i even say to this. i’m fucking 16. you fucking creep.