UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!/ 14.8 billion years old. (jk I'm 25). she/her. welcome to my on fire garbage can blog! you're friendly neighborhood mom friend. I DON'T WRITE SMUT! I am absolutely horrid at that!
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Pairing: The Mandalorian/ Din Djarin x Reader
Warnings: None
A/N: @mandowhorian posted a prompt that came across my dash and goddamn it, I had to write it. Why does my brain do this to me when I got another fic to finish?
Also @amarvelousmandalorian wrote a ditty that gave me the jump I needed. Won’t ever be as good as some people’s but whatever, I had to get it out on paper, so to speak.
Reminder: I ain’t ever seen Pedro Pascal in FUCK ALL, I’m just coming up with this as I go along, using imdb.com, wiki, and 84,000 tabs I got open to plan out this shit. I also write soft versions of his characters so if you’re craving asshole vibes, I ain’t got any but my own to offer.
Tags: @zeldasayer , @romanticgumchewer, @beskars , @coolmaybelateruniverse , @the-feckless-wonder, @lavenderl3mons , @pascalisthepunkest , @mandoandyodito , @randomness501 , @fioccodineveautunnale
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When she heard footsteps coming up the walkway, she rose from her chair to open the door. She had just finished setting the table up for a meal, wondering if the man coming to her was going to enjoy her baked goods. At least the house smelled of warm sugar rather than the bitterness of oil paint that usually permeated the space.
“Mandalorian!” She called, waving at him with a large smile on her face. She made a small note that his arms were empty of the little green being he had taken under his wing. “I didn’t think you’d reach me by sundown, the rains have made the forest roads a little treacherous. Come in, the tea is almost ready!”
He stopped in his tracks, confusion radiating off him and she laughed. She was his bounty and she was inviting him in for tea? As he began to walk again, his steps were less certain as if he expected her to ambush him. He kept his hand near his blaster and continued up the stone pathway.
When he entered, the room seemed to shrink to half its size and for a moment, the Mandalorian felt awkward and unsure. He mentally berated himself for letting these odd thoughts invade his mind. She was the damn bounty and who cares if he was practically a bull in a china shop in her home? She was coming with him and it wouldn’t be hers for much longer.
“Where is the little one? I hope you haven’t left him on the ship unattended. I thought you’d have learned not to do that. No matter, we can make up a basket for you to take back. I’m sure you hardly have anything homemade in your storehouse.” She busied herself preparing plates of food and motioned for him to sit as she poured tea into heavy cups made of local wood. He didn’t move, completely unnerved by her comments. In the blink of an eye, he drew his blaster and pointed it at her. She merely smiled and his irritation grew.
“How do you know about the kid?” He growled at her, the hairs on his neck standing on end. What the hell was going on? Nothing about this seemed right to him.
“Exactly how I know about you, Din. And why you’re here. Please sit. I know you won’t eat with me around, but we can at least chat a bit.” When he didn’t move, she looked at him pointedly. “You sat on this job for four days even though you knew it could be done in twenty minutes. Sit down.”
She had him there. He sat down with a large thump and she worried he would break the wooden chair, sending himself sprawling into the stone wall behind him. She giggled a bit at the image, wondering if he’d knock himself senseless in that helmet of his. He pointed the blaster at her again.
“Talk, bounty.”
“I am Force sensitive, much like your little one and I know the Empire wishes to use us to regain power in the galaxy. That’s why you were sent after us.”
“Okay, but that doesn’t tell me how you know me or my name.” He still sounded hard, but he wasn’t growling at he any longer. Only a select few knew his name and no one since Mandalore had fallen had spoken it directly to him until Moff Gideon said it on Nevarro. And now this woman was speaking his name as sure as if they had been paired all their lives.
“I’ve always known you.” Behind the mask, Din’s jaw dropped and his hold on the blaster wobbled a bit.
“How?”
“The Force. Come with me.” When she rose, she skirted the table and laid a hand on his shoulder. Even through the layers of cloth and beskar, he could feel her warmth. He angled his helmet to look at her before standing up. He towered over her, his suit of armor crowding her out. She turned and walked through a small door and motioned for him to come in.
When entered he stopped and in his state of shock, the blaster fell from his hand. He was surrounded by… himself. The walls covered in images of his face in different mediums – oil, chalk, crayon, pastels, acrylics, ink, and even embroidery. No two pictures were the same and he slowly began to walk around the studio, taking it all in.
He saw his face as a child before it went under the helmet and there in a pencil drawing was his face after a night out with Ran’s crew. He looked up and saw a small portrait of himself holding the kid with the mudhorn insignia behind them. All around him his face – his history – was charted on these walls. Goosebumps broke out on his skin as he turned, seeking answers.
“When was I was ten, the Force began to grant me visions and sight. By the time I was fourteen, I saw your face for the first time. I was so in tune with your essence that I begun to draw you, to try and figure out who you were to me.”
“What did you discover?”
“You’re my soulmate.”
“Your what?!” He barked out a laugh, utterly shocked at her words. Soulmate? People really believed that tripe? He shook his head.
“How else to do you explain any of this?” He shrugged until she pointed to a picture on the mantle. He walked over and his breath hitched in his throat. It was his face on Nevarro, right before he nearly died. It was a harsh painting, dark with heavy blots of paint. The image was almost grainy, and he could feel pain radiating from it, but he wasn’t entirely sure if it were his or hers. He shuttered as he turned away.
“I watched you nearly die, Din. I felt it in my very core as your life force leaked from you and a part of me was taken with it.” She walked up to him and raised her hand. She tapped the back of his helmet, right over where the scar was. “Here. Right here is where my life nearly ended had it not been for a droid.”
There was no way for her to have known what transpired on Nevarro nor where his scar was. And yet, she did and when she touched his helmet, it was as if there was no metal between them. He could almost feel her soft fingertips along his skin.
“I do not know why the Force thought a Mandalorian would be good for me. But it did. And I have been haunted for years as you were reckless with Ran. I watched with pride as you became the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. My heart clenched when you showed what a good man you are Din Djarin when you went back for that little one and saved his life. And I know you have thought about me.”
“What? I’ve never seen you before in my life and certainly I haven’t felt anything like you’re describing.” His goosebumps were turning to shivers that he tried to ignore – little fissures of truth coming out of the darkness to shame him. This was too weird, and he shook his head as if to clear everything. A simple bounty, that was all this was supposed to be.
“Give me your hand.” She looked at him and he looked down at her. When he didn’t move, she asked again. This time he complied and held it out to her. She looked at him while removing his glove, exposing his calloused hand to her. She laid her own soft hand on his and closed her eyes. Din stood rock still as he could feel her in his mind, in his soul. Her voice sounded in his brain.
“Din. Remember.” His eyes closed and suddenly a rush of memories came to him. Gut-wrenching tears as he laid dying. A smile that rang with laughter that he heard on the wind after receiving his sigil. A horrified gasp as he shot IG-11. A small caress filled with warmth as he laid in the Razor Crest while tracking a bounty on Hoth. A voice telling him to go the other way as he got lost in the jungles of Byss. A pair of eyes staring at him with love as he renounced Ran’s crew and left. Even further back to days on Mandalore when a girl made eyes at him that he didn’t return because the specter of a face in his mind told him to wait for her.
He gasped loudly as these broken images formed together into her. His bounty. She had always been there and yet she hadn’t. He opened his eyes to watch her staring at him with a calm look on her face. Those eyes, her voice, that face. He knew something about her bounty puck photo seemed familiar to him and yet he couldn’t ever place it. Now he knew why.
“How is it that you see me fully, but I couldn’t see you?” His voice was quiet, and he curled his hand around hers. Her smiled returned.
“You’re not Force sensitive to tune into the connection. But it was there for you, and it showed itself when it could or when your guard was down enough for you to feel.” She stopped smiling, brows knitting in concern. “Are you going to turn me in?”
“Hell no.” She let out a laugh.
“So, you’re just going to go around collecting Force-sensitive beings and protect us all from the Empire, then?” He stood there and dropped his head back, groaning. Oh Maker, he was in it now.
“Yeah, sounds like it.” He pulled his head forward to look at her. “I don’t know what this is between us, but I need more answers.”
“It’s a lot information, though, Din. It’ll take some time.”
“Come with me. We’ll make the time.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.” He knew that despite the helmet that she could see his grin. He knew because her smile looked just like his.
pairing: Din Djarin x Reader
words: just a lil shy of 2k
warnings: lots of night time cuddles, bedtime stories + an absolute agent of chaos, maybe a lil bit of angst if you squint, perhaps mildly canon divergent lol
a/n: in honor of another episode here’s my first time writing for mando in like two centuries :)))
The hull hums with the pressurized vacuum of space and the mechanical whirring of the ship on autopilot.
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Written for the Cap 2 Challenge by @justsomebucky and @imhereforbvcky
Prompt: ‘Be safe, if you can be’
Summary: After Peggy rejects Steve, he finds company in you, a British Brigadier who is more than meets the eye.
Pairing: Steve x Female Reader (with surname. First name is your own)
Warnings: Angst (Possible proof reading errors)
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Striking out with Peggy was the worst thing that had happened to Steve.
One stupid misunderstanding and she’d frozen him out. He was just staring at the map on the wall with a sense of melancholy, not even fully appreciating that he’d got Bucky back.
“That’s a sour face,” came a female voice from his right. “Chewing on a wasp?”
He turned around to see you, in a different kind of uniform, wearing pants and a Brigadier’s sash. Had you got those on by mistake or were all girls adept at kicking ass like Peggy over in Britain?
“Sorry?”
“You look a little glum,” you smile kindly. “Anything I can help with?”
“No, no I’m good. Thank you,” he blinks in bewilderment. “Uh…sorry if this is rude but…umm….”
“It’s the threads, isn’t it?” you look down and laugh. “Confused more than my fair share of Yanks lately with it. I was in the women’s auxiliary engineering corps but there was a bit of an accident you see.”
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Pairing: Carter! reader x ?????
Summary: Everyone know Peggy Carter is a force to be reckoned with, who cold have guessed her granddaughter would hold the same ferocity, if not more.This story follow y/n Carter’s life as she faces the obstacles life pitches her.
Warnings: None
A/N: I want to thank @agentmarvel13 without her this story would never be here. She helped bring my ideas to life and the main character is inspired from her story Another Carter. For the benefit of this story Peggy Carter and Daniel Sousa ended up together and they had one son together.
1989 Age 5
“Grandma isn’t it supposed to rain today?” You tug on your grandmothers’ hand as she guides you closer the playground. When she looks to you, you point up to the grey sky, the dark clouds steadily moving.
“Well you know what that means?” She smiles widely at you “we get to play in the rain silly!”
“AND THE MUD!?” You squeal in excitement, she hesitates before giving in “I don’t see why not, just no eating it again.” She teases
You giggle as you skip beside her, smile growing as the large playground and other children comes into view. One group especially catches your eye, an older boy picking on a girl.
Her pleas reach your ears and you can see her struggling to shove him away as he yanks her pig tails. she releases a pained shriek; before your grandmother could even try to stop
you, you’re storming over to the scene.
You step in front of the boy, huffing out at him “leave her alone!”
“Oh yeah” he laughs “what’re you gonna do about it?” He shoves your shoulder, you stumble back, the other girl barely catching you.
You smile at the boy before launching at him, your tiny fist cracking against his nose. The sound of his cry echoes through the park, his own hands cupping his nose as he yelps
He races to his mother, her face contorting from worried to angry in seconds as he continues sobbing
“thank you.”
You turn to the girl, her eyes wide with a tiny grin “are you okay?”
“Yeah! You saved me!”
“He’s a bully, and I don’t like bullies – “she pulls you into a hug,
“I’m Darcy Dugan.” She introduces herself
“I’m y/n Carter.”
“y/n! Darling can you come here for a moment.”
“uh oh, you’re gonna get in trouble - “Darcy’s tone is full of fear for you
You grab her hand “will you come with me?” You whisper, when she agrees you both run over to her. Beside her is the bully, and his snotty looking mother
“dear, did you punch this young man?” Your grandma questions you
“yes, I did.” You proudly admit, your head is held high
She sighs “y/n- “
“he’s a bully gram! He pulled Darcy’s hair!”
“No, I didn’t!”
“Children! - “your grandmother stops before you two can continue “both of you should apologize - “
“excuse me? - “his mother steps in “she hit him- “
“and apparently your son was causing havoc. Two apologies are required here ma’am.”
“My son will not apologize.”
“Then neither will my granddaughter. Bullies do not deserve apologies – “she turns to you “come on ladies, I believe I just felt a rain drop and we can’t enjoy it stuck under this tree with such dull company.”
She takes your hand, along with Darcy’s before leading you into the drizzle.
“don’t think you’re out of the woods yet missy- “she kneels down to the both of you
“but grandma Peggy! Captain America beat up bullies all the time, and so did grandpa Sousa!”
“My grandpa tells me stories about Captain America all the time!” Darcy excitedly pitches in “he said- he said they were friends! “
Peggy’s eyes widen before she can speak, another cut in
“well look at that, never thought I’d see you at a playground Peggy.” At the gruff voice your grandmother smiled, turning to the man.
“Grandpa!” Darcy runs into his arms, hugging him as he lifts her
“fancy seeing you here dum dum.” She greets him
“this is my new friend y/n! She saved me from the bully.” Darcy tells him, he turns to you
“well thank you little lady!” He looks to Peggy “the apple doesn’t far from the tree does it Carter?”
Peggy chuckles, smiling down at you as you giggle
“now what’s this I hear about Steve Rogers?” He asks
“my lovely granddaughter seems to think that just because Captain America beat up bullies, means she can do the same.”
His laughter is full bellied, Peggy glares at him playfully “even after all these years, he’s still finding a way to drive me mad.” She mumbles, earning another laugh
“Grandma Peggy, can we play in the rain now.” You ask
She nods, watching as Darcy is set on her feet next to you. You grab her hand, tugging her through the rain, giggling as you two begin your adventure
“your grandpa is my grandmas’ friend!” You cheer
“can we be friends until we’re that old ? “Darcy asks
“Yes! and we can fight away the bullies together!”
“No more fighting!” Peggy calls out as she over hears your happy shouts. Both of you loudly whine at the restriction
“good god - do they remind you of anyone?” Dugan asks her as they watch their two girls giggling in the rain as they begin play fighting against an imaginary enemy,” I don’t know if the world is ready for another Rogers and Barnes duo. Hell I don’t know if I’m ready for it yet .”
Peggy grins as she watches you tumble alongside Darcy, her heartwarming at how the similarities between you Steven Rogers as you shield your friend from the pretend monster “It doesn’t seem like we have much of a choice.”
They watch you lift a discarded frisbee, holding it as a shield in front of you & Darcy, Dugan’s laughter fills the park as he bends over slapping his knee at Peggy’s scrunched expression
“good grief.” She mutters as she pinched the bridge of her nose
“looks like you’re never escaping the power of that shield Peg.”
She sighs “I wouldn’t dream of it.”
A/N: Okay, so I wrote this loosely based on this post that @imagine-assembling-the-avengers reblogged a little over a month ago because I couldn’t help myself. I think it may have gotten a little out of hand, but I’m p happy with the way it’s turned out! I just hope you guys feel the same way lmao
Pairing: AvengersxReader
Word Count: 5185
Warnings: Slight angst?
“Margaret Carter?”
“Yes?” The woman lying on the hospital bed manages to rasp out. Her breathing is labored and she’s fighting to keep her eyes open. “Who…” She trails off, trying to catch her breath. “Who are you?”
“You don’t know me, but I know how to help you.”
She lets out a hoarse laugh. “How could you help me? I’m dying, dear. There’s nothing to be done.”
“There’s always something to be done.” I shake my head and step towards her. “I have… well, I have powers. I can restore you to the way you were in the forties; young, spry and healthy.”
“How is it that you have these powers?” She asks, wary of the newly presented information.
“I’m an Inhuman, Ms. Carter. When Terrigen mists were released in my city, I was lucky enough to have the necessary alien genes to form a chrysalis and develop powers. Now,” I place my hands on my hips. “Do you want my help or not?”
“Why do you want to help me?”
“Because your idiot godson and too-pretty-for-his-own-good ex are about to do something so stupid that it’ll destroy the balance between supers and civilians as we know it.”
Her eyes widen. “And how do you happen to know this?”
“Not illegally, I can promise you that. I just happen to have Inhuman informants on the inside.”
“Alright… but how do you expect to explain my sudden, miraculous transformation to the hospital staff?”
“Oh, the hospital won’t know. They’ll think you’ve died.”
“And how do you expect to pull that off?”
“Tetrodotoxin B, Ms. Carter. It slows the heart rate to one beat per minute. Dr. Banner is quite brilliant, regardless of whether or not his inventions work the way he intended them.”
“So, I’ll be dead, will I?”
“Legally, yes.”
“And when I wake, I’ll be young again. Is that what you’re telling me?”
“Pretty much, yeah.”
She’s silent for a moment, staring at something directly in front of her. She purses her lips and turns back to me “Do it.”
“Cool,” I smirk and produce a syringe of the tetrodotoxin b and take a step closer to the woman on the bed. “I suggest you get comfortable. You’re gonna be out for a while.”
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Request: hi! i read your Bi!Peggy with a LGBT!reader, and i remembered how much i love Peggy Carter, so if you feel up to it, can you do a Peggy x Bi!Fem!Reader where they are work colleagues and have a crush on each other? You’re writing is so uplifting and inspiring, and thank you!!
Note: I’ll be honest, my love for this woman just grows and grows… oh and for Jarvis too, let’s be real that man is a blessing xD Sooo, here’s a little fic based on a prompt by a lovely anon. I hope you guys enjoy and I’d be happy to know what you think of it! <3
Warnings: pretty sure there’s nothing
Pairing: peggy x bi!fem!reader
Words: 2.519
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“Y/N?”
You would recognize that voice anywhere, even if it weren’t for the British accent that was a dead give-away. A smile appeared on your face as you looked up from your project and spotted the agent at your door. Your grin transformed into a smirk when you saw the way Peggy was lurking in the doorway, a nearly sheepish smile on her lips, clearly just about to ask you for another favour that you were more than willing to grant her once again.
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A/N: This man has been insisting I write something for days now and I outlined an entire series with the help of @bisexual-space-slut. Title courtesy of @thirsty-flygirl bc it was perfect for all the aspects of this fic.
Rating: T
Warning: Naughty words. Lots of sexual references. Max is a jerk and a pervert, but Evan is also a jerk so.
Word count: 1,388, apparently!!
Summary: You’re Evan’s adopted sister and that makes Max really want to fuck you. The only problem here? You hate him.
GIF credit: thewaythisis (Please let me know if you don’t want me using your GIF!)
Tags: @bisexual-space-slut @spacegayofficial @readsalot73 @elenamiria @demigod-dragonrider-schoolidol @heatherbel @feelmyroarrrr @this-cat-is-dea @lokiaddicted @pascalz @cryptkeepersoul @phoenixhalliwell @dindisneydjarin @damerondjarin @ezrasarm @writefightandflightclub
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“You know, you don’t look like Evan.”
You were accompanying your parents to help your brother move into his dorm when you met his roommate, Max, all handsome and charming as you held your hand out for him to shake with a polite, slightly infatuated smile that slowly fell. Rather than shaking your offered hand, he was looking you over wolfishly.
“I’m adopted,” you mumbled, letting your hand fall as you wrapped your arms around yourself, looking around the room. “You want me to help you unpack, Ev?”
“Yeah, sure.” Evan mostly sat on his bare mattress, looking through a box of cards he collected, which was the only box he really brought up as you and your parents did the rest.
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Pairing: Frankie ‘Catfish’ Morales x F!Reader Rating: G Word count: 3,212 Warnings: Food mention, alcohol mention, drug/addiction mention, unashamed and unabashed fluff. Pining. So much pining. No beta reader.
Summary: Frankie invites you out with his daughter to collect pumpkins for carving before going back to his place to carve them and watch a movie.
A/N: @chicken-ona-stick has the SOFTEST IDEAS OK AND I LOVE THEM. Have some Domestic!Frankie
Masterlist | Ao3
You’ve known Francisco Morales for so many years. You sent letters to him while he was deployed, you stood on his side of the altar along with his team members for his wedding, you helped coordinate his baby shower, you held him in your arms as he mourned his crumbling marriage, and you stood by him as he got back to his feet to act the part of the single father he now was. Always smiling for him along the sidelines with him none the wiser to your true feelings. You love him, truly and deeply, but always silently. Pope and Benny both knew, and had consistently been on you about telling him, but you just… can’t bring yourself to. Not anymore.
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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
Affirmation for writers, please!!
Likes do nothing!!
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
We need a trending hashtag for Billy's injustice. The way they did for Barb. Some way to bring him back #GhostBilly? #BringBillyBack? #TheBillyFix-It? #FreeBillyHargrove? Reblog to make the Duffer Brothers see
mood: chief jim hopper, stuck in some interdimensional tunnels, lighting up a cigarette because he’s given up on life
Reblog if you love Chris Evans
I mean
How could you not
Love this man?
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!