Swagger, But With A Flower Crown :)

don't mind him, he's just asserting dominance

Hi, welcome to my show I'd like to call "I cant fucking draw hands"

Since twitter is going downhill, I came to conquer tumblr

Fitz: If you’re new to our channels I’ll just summarize what you’re dealing with here

Fitz: I’m awesome and handsome and everyone’s jealous of me.

Fitz, points to Toby: Racist

Fitz, points to Zuckles: Loud and annoying but his dumbassery kind of makes up for his personality

Fitz, points to McCreamy: Actually kind of decent

Fitz, points to Kugo: That one’s good too. He’s a swell guy

Fitz, points to Bordie: The rare gamer girl

Fitz, points to Swagger: Crazy and usually high and fun to mess with

Fitz, points to Smii7y and Kryoz: As for them

Fitz: I once watched them have a snowball fight where all they did was yell ‘yeet’ and ‘borther’ for an hour.

Fitz: Welcome to the shit show

ok maybe they can like each other

so have y’all seen this already or

Love the implications with this line:

This is post-timeskip which means it took Duncan 40 years to finish the website

This line is what snaps Duck out of his brainwashing, implying that he finds the idea of Duncan completing the website more improbable than his friends suddenly being 40 years older

fingers in his ass sunday

bloke who does fuck all