I Did Old World Blues With The Animal Friend Perk And Let Me Tell You I Made SO Many Friends

Shoutout to all my fallout moots you guys are the only ones who get me. We respect Preston, Ulysess, and X6-88 in this household

100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat

My favourite fan theory about anything is "Gandalf fucked a hobbit once", as an explanation as to why he's so invested in them. Like several generations ago, purely by happenstance he just happened to encounter a fearless Took lass who decided to Fuck That Old Man and by the powers of supreme hobbit reproduction skills, the natural happens.

So Gandalf just goes "ah well fuck, gotta fix this", somehow makes sure she's arranged an excellent marriage, and pays her future husband a visit like "just a heads-up you're going to have an early, unexpectedly large and supremely excellent child and you are going to be nothing but loving and proud of your firstborn, or she is going to become a very rich young widow whose husband tragically died of a mysterious case of Killed By A Wizard, ok?"

And after that he's been visiting here and there to discreetly keep track of which ones are his descendants, and then after keeping track of all of them becomes too much work, decides to narrow down to the ones he's deemed to take after him (the ones the other hobbits think are weird, mostly) until deciding that Bilbo was his favourite. Probably has zero wizard blood in him by now and Gandalf doesn't even consider the hobbits he's been keeping tabs on as his offspring in any way anymore, it's basically a hobby to him by now.

So any time other Maiar or other immortal races notice him keeping an eye on the hobbits and ask him what's his deal with the halflings anyway, he just shrugs and goes "idk I just think they're neat."

Biiiiiiiiiig Xcom commission

a gift for my wonderful friend @bigasswritingmagnet from her Girl Genius fic "Helpful, in a Heterodyne Sort of Way" wishing her luck on her new hyperfixation <3 (don't expect more of it from me tho I am but a visitor in this land kjdh)

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Full body of Saturnus Heterodyne, an old man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a maroon smoking jacket with a brass trilobite brooch, striped pajama pants, and slippers with a trilobite pattern. He enters into an open doorway riding on an ornate brass and gold steampunk-style chair moving on multiple spindly mechanical legs, gears and steam whistles tangled at the back. He grins and calls out, "Gilgamesh Wulfenbach!" 2. Extreme close up of Saturnus's face, his grin going a bit maniacal as he says. "Or should I say...Gilgamesh Teuful?" 3. Knees up of Gil in a plain shirt and trousers, sitting in a chair with his wrists shackled to the arms. He stares upwards at Saturnus with wide eyes. 4. Repeat. Gil looks uneasily to the side, as if searching for the right answer. 5. Repeat. Gil looks back toward Saturnus with a nervous grimace and answers, "...Should you?" /end ID

Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

rules for thee and not for me

I just saw a kink meme prompt whose "will not draw" list specifically included clowns. It fascinates me that we've reached a point where this needs to be specified up front.

NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED

ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY

Imagining a Barbarossa handing it's briefcase to a size 1 mech and they're just teetering around trying to stay upright with the Comically Large Ammo Crate in their arms

Imagine paralyzing a Swallowtail by just gently placing a massive box of munitions on the main body and walking away.

Needless to say most 0.5 frames consider a gently-tossed ammo crate a deadly weapon.