Something I Find Absolutely Hilarious, Is That, If Good Omens And The Sandman Really Do Exist In The

Soooo, I did a thing.

I don't even like poetry. It's never been a thing I enjoy reading or writing, but I understand that other people really like it. But, I got bord in class today and this thing just erupted from the depths of my soul. So, here you go I guess.

I don't even like poetry. I understand why people do, but it's just never been all that interesting to me. But, I got bored in class today and suddenly this thing emerged from the depths of my soul. So, enjoy I guess.

Soooo, I did a thing.

Why must I be over or underwhelmed, why can't I just be whelmed

Gabriel- hey, that guy looks just like my ex

Sam-

Sam- Gabe, that's a horse

Gabriel- yeah, so what

Batman, in a disappointed dad voice: *heavy sigh, pinching nose in frustration* Edward, it's 3am, I'm exhausted, and I've had it up to here with you today. I understand that the officer said your riddles were bad in the papers, but Gordon and I told him off already. Please get off the giant question mark and go home

Edward Nigma, sheepishly stepping off of a giant question mark he built in the middle of the police precinct, suddenly feeling very guilty: Batman, I-

Batman: *heavy dad sigh* I'm not mad, just very disappointed

Edward, in tears: wait no-

Bruce Wayne, just out of work and ready to go home to his kids and butler, on the verge of tears: Look, if I give 500 dollars right now, can I go home

Joker, seeing Bruce actively holding back tears: You okay man

Bruce, actively holding back tears: not really, no

~10 minutes later~

Bruce, sobbing: a-and he won't talk to me any more and I don't know why. I'm a terrible father and my children all hate me.

Joker, patting him on the back: I'm sure the love you, buddy

Bruce, flipping through pictures of his kids and showing them to Joker: *sobs*

A funny meme I made of a scene from Saiki K

Some villian: (laying out his plan and making fun of scott)

Scott, fed up with villians interrupting his father daughter time with cassie: listen here buddy, do you think I'm afraid of you?

The villian: wha-

Scott: I have see the spaces between molecules. Traveled years in seconds. Do you know what true silence is, when your so small that the atoms that make up your very existence tower over you and sound waves pass right through you. I've know what the very essence of creation looks like, what the exact vibration of room temperature matter looks like. Do you think I give a single f*ck about you.

The villian: ...

Scott: try me buddy, see what happens

The villian, already turning himself in: sorry sir, have a nice day

Scott: yeah, that's what I thought