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Eddie would make Steve play D&D, steve would play a bard with barbairain multiclass and he would flirt his way to victory and no one can change my mind
Reblog to push the Mattfoggy agenda
This song gives me strong ‘Burn’ from Hamilton vibes.
Burn Butcher Burn is a breakup song Jaskier wrote about Geralt
I think of Digimon, like a sophisticated individual.
you ask someone: when you hear All Star by Smash Mouth, do you think of Shrek or Mystery Men. If they say Shrek you ask them politely, but firmly, to leave.
James Bond: almost dies from poison
Also James Bond: Keep calm and carry on winning poker
ok, re-watching LOTR and at the point Boromir cuts himself on Isildur’s sword I immediately think: ‘Arrows or not, Boromir would have died anyway from tetanus’.
#rats #meme #insecu-rat-ies
I'm in the kind of mood that I know I want to read fan fiction, but no fandom is calling out to me and I feel so lost.
Thoughts:
No thoughts, only Captain Geordi.
thoughts
Gollum: My precious!
The one ring: oh god, not this one again.
*The ring jumps into the lava to get away from Gollum*
Thoughts
I thought Wesley’s jumpers were bad, I spoke too soon. He actually got the better deal. those poor kids outfits.
be gay, do crime, but don’t kidnap children please, thank you.
ok these kids are pretty cute though.
That kid hugging Picard is braver than everyone on that ship. I said it.
Picard hugging that kid is the most character development I have seen from a captain. period.
Thoughts
I was like “why did they put makeup on this man to make him look older, why not cast an old man?”
(Then, this is what they think an 85 year old looks like in the future? ok star trek.)
So he gets younger as they remove the layers of make up. yup. get it. touché star trek, touché.
his wife is super sweet. she deserves better.
Ah the folly of the elderly, am I right kids?
Thoughts:
Q, why?
Why.
What does he want?
I have only q-uestions.
Q is a petty man child.
Riker turned fast.
The Q is cult confirmed.
Thoughts:
Picard is having the most senior of senior moments.
Data is NOT 2nd hand merchandise! Don't joke about that Riker!
Picard experiencing emotional distress over events that happened years ago is me.
Wesley is an unappreciated genius. They should just let this kid run the ship at this point.
Patrick's acting is just 🙇
Moral of the story: revenge is not profitable.
Star Trek TNG episode 6
Thougts:
This planet makes me very uncomfortable.
Wesley gets it.
I love the comm badge sound.
The justice system is corrupt regardless of the planet.
GOD???
Warning: Data is self aware of his tenancy to babble. It's all over for us now.
Star trek TNG episode 5
thoughts:
Data reads sherlock fanfiction.
Everyone is STILL mean to Wesley.
Pass the parcel - alien edition.
Picard needs an intervention. The man's obviously lonely.
Picard hasn't had this much energy in years.
Thoughts:
TNG accomplished in one episode what took voyager 7 seasons.
Right now Wesley wears the most extravagant jumpers and apparently he is the Mozart of time and space? I believe it.
The 'he who can not be named' is a time travelling alien with a receding hairline and pyjamas is pretty neat.
Mr wesley crusher is an acting ensign!!!
Thoughts:
Data is in a state of constant confusion and that is honestly so relatable.
Data can solve some of the most difficult equations in seconds... the solution to the Chinese finger trap eludes him.
Sharp teef capitalists.
Hewmon.
Worf, my love.
Thoughts:
The outfits are brighter than my future.
I would kidnap Tasha to be wife as well tbh.
Vaccines are precious.
Geordi and data's friendship gives me life.
Honour can't keep you warm at night my dude
Thoughts:
Tori in trousers? Help yes.
Moral of the story - being impaired convinces you hooking up with the local Android is the best idea ever, yikes.
Wesley could be the real villain of this story and I want that SO bad.
Desperate much Bev?
In my head Zemo can recite all the songs from Steven Universe. The man can't carry a tune in a bucket, but the emotion is there.
OK.
But why do vulcan robes have to be so unobtainable.
I want one!
please check this out! theres a video of them explaining the situation better on instagram here
they dont have a tumblr but heres a tweet
@hirokuncaws "My trachea is 70% closed due to a severe stenosis and I need to get a prothesis asap or I might die. This surgery is rare and expensive and I'm too ill to work. Any donation helps a lot!
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The absolute peak of comedy.
Archer: Hail them Hoshi.
*Dramatic silence*
Hoshi: They aren’t responding sir.
Joker: I will fight the next person who insults my partner.
Bruce: I hate myself...
Joker: Alright my beautiful flower, square up.
The kickstarter for the book just went live!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rocketship/the-croaking-volume-1