I don’t know why people call Luigi the “lesser brother” he is a multimillionaire with multiple homes, who has been on just as many adventures as his “superior” brother Mario, and has on multiple occasions been called in to save, Mario It’s bullshit propaganda and I won’t stand for it anymore.
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you know, i was pretty skeptical when horikoshi introduced the ‘Todoroki’s Mom’s New Boyfriend, Gang Orca’ arc, but i’ve been really impressed with how tactfully he’s addressed such a sensitive topic
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“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”
a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut
kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
text your landlord
remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states
look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
back up
ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
the door swings open
run up the stairs
open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
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This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.
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saw this on twitter and lost my mind for a solid 10 minutes
Kill Bill AU! I had this idea at work and I refused to let myself sleep until I drew it out! Bakugou is the bride, Kirishima is Bill.
What I LOVE about these movies is that with each kill, you can see how much Kiddo truly did once love these people. They were her friends and allies, and their betrayal hurts more than anything. Each time she kills one of them you can see the pain it causes her, followed by the relief and bitter sweet sadness. UMA THERMAN IS AN AMAZING ACTRESS OKAY! So obviously Bakusquad are the members of the Deadly Vipersquad, and they all loved each other at one point. The rest of the characters are explained below:
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