AUGH GOD I NEED P.AI.NTER SO BADLY
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I will continue to spread trans man p.ai.nter propaganda until all the crypto miners from his systems are removed
Yk what I don't like?
The fact that there's no fanart of these two on this app
Lawd, forgive me for what I'm about to do to Willy (the one on the left, Billy is the one on the right.)
the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
I think machines/robots with screens are the most hottest to me. The only exception of this is glados and squid from will you snail.
building scaffolding so i can reach PAMA's forehead and just give it a little gentle kiss because it was only following orders it didn't deserve to have its heart torn out :(
(yes i do remember its crimes i have just chosen to ignore them because PAMA is my silly little baby)
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Can you pls do p.ai.nter from pressure pls?
p.ai.nter is transgender (ftm) !
Since I'm practically returning back to my gd phase, I desperately NEED to see fanart of this mf
Boss 3 electro my bbg š
If I could tie up p.ai.nter with cables and wires and smooch him all over his screen and give him hickeys somehow I would.
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REAL
if I could I would sloppy kiss pa.i.nter.NO hesitation.
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Augh pama is so bbg I want them so damn badly that I will do anything and everything for that fuckass Redstone computer, even becoming useful for them aughghhh they're just so- AAUAYBUP HRECPICEQFNEUQPC NJE EQDBCI OIE GQLI EQFC BF IP FCK FQFOEBR9 P
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I swear to fucking GOD if another FUCKASS PORN BOT FOLLOWS ME. Someone's going in the femur breaker
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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
Transparent urbanshade logo for your memes and other stuff ig
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I forgo how to draw so have this silly, only valid ai artist fr
Random hc because autism
Pama and harper sometimes make Redstone operated weapons (such as long-range weapons, basically guns, but in minecraft story mode,) and Harper normally likes to train and test them on mobs that pama chipped.
people have such terrible takes on PAMA that's it that's my confession
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Anyways, this is Eulalie! Sheās my Harper fankid, and I say Harper instead of any ships because sheās a robot! Iāll probably reblog this post showing what she looks like without all her garments tomorrow! Some headcanons:
While her face looks human enough, the rest of her body is more obviously robotic. I imagine this is because Harper has always made robots that were obviously mechanical, so she never tried making them lifelike.
For similar reasons, Eulalieās voice has a slight robotic inflection. Nothing as obvious as PAMAās, closer to the distortion the admins have.
She considers Harperās creations her āsiblingsā.
Please ask me how she feels about PAMA. :)
She was made to be around her early twenties, so thatās where sheās at right now.
Her favorite weapon is the axe because of how versatile it is.
Whenever she wakes up from sleep or is incredibly confused, her eyes will go like that ^ demonstration.
Sheās very cold to the touch because she has a lot of internal fans and cooling procedures since she primarily lives in the Crown Mesa.
If she ever gets heavily damaged sheāll spill redone dust like sheās bleeding. Sheās VERY sturdy tho so it might take a few hits from a diamond tool to do that.
Similarly, she has ducts under her eyes filled with oil for the specific purpose of being able to cry.
I imagine that she was made a month or two before season two started.
Thatās all I can think of! Please ask me about her, I worked so hard on this drawing.
Can I give you guys a controversial opinion
I think Pama is the coolest villain in Mcsm šæ
IT IS HIM
I'm probably going to be smited to hell for this, but my first smut fic, I guess. This is p.ai.nter x reader, so...
(Pls don't kill me for this,,, this fic will also make ZERO SENSE POSSIBLY, I'M STUPID.)
(In this story, you're an engineer, and built him a robotic body so that he could practically do whatever he wants.)
It has been 3 months since you and p.ai.nter escaped the blacksites together somehow. Things have been doing ok for the both of you... That is when p.ai.nter suffered gender dysphoria about 3 times during those months. He never really felt like a guy. His thoughts always found a way to make him feel bad about himself. That is, until one day, you wanted him to feel better about himself. So one day, you visited the shared bedroom between the both of you. He was just there, laying on the bed, the blanket covering his large, beautiful, fat body while he was on sleep mode. Then, you decided to walk up to the bed, crawl into bed with him, and then you would start to cuddle him close while wrapping your arms around him. His large belly gently pressing up against your body. Then, that's when he decided to leave sleep mode, and acknowledge you.
"Oh, hi there."
He drowsily greeted you as he laid with you, all 6 of his mechanical arms wrapped around your body as a gentle blush would spread across your face. And a gentle, pink blur would spread across his screen, trying to reciprocate the feelings you had for him. But then... Your cock would poke upwards through your pants and press up against his lower belly. The pink across his screen would flush up even more as he would start to stutter.
"I-... I-..."
He nervously stutters, not knowing what else to say. Then, you would start to undo your belt, and remove your belt, pants, and boxers all in one. His legs starting to spread open underneath the sheets. You would proceed to roll him over onto his back, and remove the blanket from both of your bodies, revealing your hard, long cock, and his soaking wet pussy from underneath the blanket.
And that's when he ambitiously said yes to your advances.
You would start to edge his labia with your cock as he would let out a few soft moans as you continued to tease him gently.
And then... You slid your tip into him, and then the entire thing all the way up into his pussy as he would let out a loud, shaky moan from his speakers as you started to thrust your cock deeply inside of his pussy. His speakers letting out a few moans with every deep, yet gentle thrust into his pussy as you placed your hand onto his belly, and started to gently squish his belly with it. Whispering to him about how he'll always be a man as you continued to fuck him gently and reassure him about his gender identity.
And after about 30 minutes to about an hour. His systems were running on low battery now. As you gently placed your hands on his hips, you would see a steady amount of cum leaking from his pussy as he had an exhausted, yet contented look on his screen. His screen, chest, and peaks of his shoulders covered in lipstick marks as he laid there, panting.
Then, you would grab the tip of his cable tail (which is an outlet plug,) and plug him into the nearest outlet next to your bed for him to charge up. Then, you carefully roll him onto his side, and nuzzle up into his neck, starting to let your subconsciousness take over as you would hear one last thing from him before he goes into sleep mode.
"I love you..."
Me when minecraft creepers and explosions for some reason
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy okĀ
Idk if she counts but can you pls draw PAL from tmvtm pls?
Day 101 (!!!) of drawing robots, requests in inbox are open ^_^
I think I might've cooked here chat
With outfit:
Without outfit:
What species she is is unknown, all we know is that she identifies as a fucking threat/hj
Coming to spill my imagination juice onto y'all
Sooo there's this game that I've randomly thought of where you play as an alien where you are tasked with going on an expedition on a post-apocalyptic Earth. But when you get there, it's nothing but an uninhabitable wasteland for humans, and the only life on there is just regular animals and robots in an underground bunker. And from what I've thought of as of now, you can ACTUALLY date some of the machines there. And yes, you can date an old CRT computer there. This thought was inspired by this beautiful animation right here. And you can ACTUALLY sing with the robots too!
turn him into a. beautifuk fat man
How do we feel about trans man Edgar chat?
SPIRITED AWAY (2001) ⢠dir. Hayao Miyazaki
HE FUCKING WOULD.
I think that despite existing with "AI" in its name, Painter would outwardly despise AI generated bullshit. Unlike generative slop, He genuinely understands the creative process, and plus it actively works on peices itself rather than stealing. So seeing something so... outwardly souless, without the creative process? That STEALS? Ohhhh he'd fucking haaaaaate it
Wheres the creativity. Wheres the fun. Wheres the love and soul. He may be a robot who creates art, but hes damn well not any sort of generated crap and you better keep that shit far, FAR away from it
NO WAIT COME BACK *tries to pull him back up*
**does a kickass skater move but into a burning ditch**