Me: *listens To Slipknot And Britney Spears*

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its him, cactus man

RB FOR GOOD LUCK!

i'm gonna keep it real with you i do not remember writing this

*has my corpse eaten by my pet catgirls after dying alone in my appartment*

I've tasted employment. I've tasted unemployment. I suggest money should start growing on trees so I can buy whatever I want.

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

“The police are only friends of the rich” Seen in rural Australia