Mcu X Dc Crossover But Its Rookie Actor!tim Drake X Award Winning Director! Peter Parker

Tim Drake: Robin #7

You call his ass out, Bernard !

Can't act cute anymore

this is hilarious

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

power couple

I love the headcanon that as alfred gets older, he reminisces more and will sometimes just drop the craziest grandpa lore.

Damian: *complaining about a history project at school about the british monarchy*

Alfred: Ah... I do miss those sweet secret meetings with Lizzie.

Bruce, Tim, and Dick, who had been absently listening while working on a case: Lizzie???

Alfred *looking wistfully out the window*: I dont think Philip ever realized i was more than just the best butler in the palace

Bruce: ... Alfred, did you have an affair with the queen of england?

choose carefully haha

everybody tell duke how good his moth costume looks or i'll blow this place up

And you get a web and you get a web

should this be my next fic 😭

i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like

i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics

fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class

fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings

fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully

just

damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family

DC had made many questionable choices regarding the Bats but also a lot of the time said choices are very funny. Christian priest Father Todd and vampire Nightwing who crushed Tim’s head like an overripe apple I do think of you often

Theatre kid in every universe