corrodedcarpet
look into the terrifying thing that is my head! I'm just gonna post whatever the hell pops into my head
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Latest Posts by corrodedcarpet
Everyone talks about girl dinner, but what do y'all think about boy breakfast?
Sending American executive vibes for next year's murd- vote!
So...did u get deja vu?
Man, at least before the last great depression they had the Roaring 20s
These 20s have been absolute shite
thats my fat old man!!
context: @sexyman-contest-2025
Something magical happens when I combine the right amount of caffeine, sugar, thc, and lack of sleep. I like to call it my Special Time
Even abides by classic danger colors!!
Very very important, must see
Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?
The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.
Upon the eve of your most joyous day, there shall be a snake. Give it a tribute, and you shall find the fangs of such a devil within your very own jaws.
Explains a lot lol
There's a BIIIIG pool of acid over there, I'm afraid I cannot perform my Tasks!