Is There Anyone Who Didn't Cry

Somebody's gotta tell him

Henry: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Nils:

Nils: I’m gonna tell him.

Wille: Don’t you dare.

-Harry Hook when he gets cute aggression towards Uma

I want that ball

Don't ask why

Just give me one

Human-sized hamster ball!

so cute

Fat nuggets’ thread 🩷🖤

Headcanon that Harry is very bad at waking Uma up, like when someone need Uma and visit her room there’s usually Harry there, all awake and ready to serve his Captain, would answer the visitor and he would have them wait before the door. But the problem is, Harry wakes Uma up in very seductive ways that often leads to a small make out session. It’s “Uma darling, it’s time to wake up” with a swift kisses on her neck, which wakes her up in very good mood. It makes her giggle as his kisses and touches tickle her and she start responding kisses. Then it escalates quickly, and just when Uma’s about to pull Harry into the bed, he informs “Oh, and we’ve got a guest here, Captain” and she’s like “BITCH why didn’t you start with it? FUCK YOU”

She can go from 'Cute af' to 'omg how can someone be this hot' in like under a second

Look at her pigtails! AHH I CAN'T!

accurate

Mal: “I sleep with a knife under my pillow.”

Jay: “I sleep with a broken bottle next to me.”

Harry: “Ya’re both pathetic.”

Jay: “Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?”

Harry: “Uma.”

how can someone be this hot

My brother to me

they’re so Lilo and Stitch coded 😭

Just daily goth stuff

As a goth person who only looks goth 15% of the time, I think it’s funny when people ask me what I’m listening to and when I say the name of the song (for example Lesbian Vampyres From Outerspace by Scary Bitches) they look at me like I kicked their cat