When You Become A Speedster It's Just Inevitable That Everything You Own Will Become Part Of The Group

Dick: Hey Jay- wait… um… is that your death certificate as your computer background.

Jason: Yea, wait it gets better.

Jason: *flips to next background to a picture of him crouching next to his headstone*

Old and retired og pricesoap but Price falls prey to Alzheimer’s and he is in Soap’s care. Price often forgets who Soap is so he has to point out their wedding bands as proof of them being husbands. Price always stares in disbelief, having a hard time imagining himself brave enough to be married to a man. His younger self used to struggle a lot with sexuality.

When the name John MacTavish doesn’t ring a bell, the Scot hopes that the name Soap might help joggle the old man’s memory. Price huffs. “Soap? What kind of name is Soap anyways?” The answer brings tears to Soap's eyes. Maybe the man before him hasn’t actually changed much.

The daughter they have adopted together visits often and tries to help in any way. But Soap hates to burden her youth by caring for old people.

But it’s all worth it for the small moments of clarity. “I will always remember you… No matter how many times I forget. I love you.” Price says. “The moment I won’t be able to do so, put me down. That’s not me anymore, love.”

As the disease progresses, dementia sets in and the tantrums become more frequent, to the point that it breaks Soap’s spirit. They had a good thing. Thirty happy years after the end of the war together. But there is not much to do now. Price always hated feeling helpless. His doctors approve the use of assisted suicide.

The moment I won’t be able to remember you, put me down. That’s not me anymore, love.

Kate: Okay everyone, I am assigning all of us to our most difficult mission yet, possibly our whole careers

Price: We’re the core members of 141 Kate, we can handle any-

Kate: We all have to act heterosexual…

Price: KATHLEEN LASWELL! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Ghost: I DONT WANT TO GO BACK IN THE CLOSET MOTHER! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME!

Soap: MAMMA PLEASE NO! I DE NOT WANT TO GET A DIVORCE WITH MA HUSBAND AND BE HETEROSEXUAL!

Gaz: IT TOOK ME YEARS TO DISCOVER MY SEXUALITY MOTHER! I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED AGAIN!

Farah: I KNOW IM WITH A MAN BUT I DONT WANT TO BE STRAIGHT! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME! WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DISAPPOINTED YOU AND GET OUR SEXUALITY PRIVATE TAKEN AWAY MOM!

Alex: AFTER THE YEARS OF PRACTICE IT TOOK ME TO PREFECT SAYING I DONT KNOW MY SEXUALITY AND NOW I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO SAY IM STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN!

Price: YOU ARE PUTTING THE CHILDREN IN DESTRESS KATHLEEN ! YOU HAVE BROKEN THIS FAMILY APART!

Nik, on a zoom call because he wasn’t on base and only needed to know the entry and exit plan: GO PACK YOUR BAGS CHILDREN, I AM TAKING YOU OUT OF THAT ABUSE FILLED HOME!

Dork dad 👶💀

Idea from here <3

Soap: Instead of of 141, this task force name should be skittles because everyone on this team is so gay we could be confused for a bag of skittles

Alex: We’re not all-

Soap: Oh don’t even start!

Soap: Me, a man loving bisexual!

Soap: That one *points at Ghost* if fucking gay as hell and I know that for a FACT because he fucks my brains out regularly!

Soap: That one *pointe at Price* Is a bisexual bear!

Soap: KATE IS A LESBIAN WITH A WHOLE ASS WIFE

Soap: That one! *pointing at Gaz* is a pansexual who hasn’t gotten laid in MONTHS!

Gaz: HEY!!

Soap: WE WORK WITH ALEJANDRO AND RUDY WHO ARE FUCKING MARRIED!

Soap: That one! *pointing at Farah* Your girlfriend who, let’s face is, you’re gonna end up marrying one day, is a woman loving bisexual DESPITE the fact that she’s with you right now!

Farah: Pretty sure I could be considered a lesbian while dating him

Soap: AND YOU! Just because you were a man whore for women before Farah doesn’t mean we all haven’t seen you kiss a few men before you two met! For all we know you could have hooked up with one or more of them!

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What are the weirdest things Jason stole from the Batcave?

Kryptonite

The bat-plane's landing gear

The Discowing suit

A 5-foot-tall painting of Titus as a revolutionary hero

The Batcomputer's hard drive

Duke's sandwich

50 gallons of kerosene

Roy's trick arrows that Bruce confiscated

The dinosaur

The giant penny

An industrial sandblaster

The Batmobile's tires

Cass's pre-workout snacks

The ice cream Bernard left in the fridge for Tim

The bat-canoe

Black Mask's full criminal record

His own autopsy report

Bat-Cow

Who is gonna tell him?

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

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but make Elsa Jason Todd

Ana; Dick Grayson

and Hanz; Slade Wilson