He Had Enough

They’re so cool I-

ch 266 

I relate to him way to much. 

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“I want to beat them. Even though I’m not cool, or strong, or just, or beautiful, or cute, or pretty, I want to beat the cool, strong, just, beautiful, cute, and pretty people. Even though I wasn’t blessed with talent, even though I’m stupid and have a bad personality, have bad grades, am misguided and am a good for nothing, I want to beat the talented, smart, likeable, overachieving people. I want to beat those with friends when I can’t have friends. I want to beat the people who work hard when I can’t work hard. I want to beat the the victorious people when I can’t win. I want to beat the happy people when I’m miserable. Even if I’m hated, even if I’m despised, even if I’m useless, I want to prove that I’m better than the main characters!”

Toga: If we ever resort to cannibalism, I’ve got dibs on Spinner.

Mr. Compress: Toga! That’s horrible! You’re going to share, right?

Geralt of Rivia: Witcher and thrower of shade

Here’s a commission I’ve been working on for a while!

Jedi: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!

Darth Revan: Ninety-two.

Jedi: This has gone on for too long. And now, you’re going to pay!

Darth Revan: Three hundred and fifty-five.

Jedi: We are...we...What are you-

Darth Revan: No, go on, continue, don’t mind me.

Jedi: And...and...we are the ones who will stop you!

Darth Revan: Oh, wow, four hundred and nineteen.

Jedi: What the hell are you doing?!

Darth Revan: Oh, sorry, it’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so often, so I started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.

Jedi: You- You insane monster!

Darth Revan: One hundred and ninety.

Jedi: Yeah? Well...uh...we’re going to...FUCK YOUR FACE!

Darth Revan: Hah! Twelve.

How is it that Shakespeare has run into every single immortal/demigod/time traveler that has ever existed?

And somehow he has stolen every idea and quote