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so the author of “Boy in the Striped Pajamas” just accidentally included breath of the wild recipes in his new book…

“I want to beat them. Even though I’m not cool, or strong, or just, or beautiful, or cute, or pretty, I want to beat the cool, strong, just, beautiful, cute, and pretty people. Even though I wasn’t blessed with talent, even though I’m stupid and have a bad personality, have bad grades, am misguided and am a good for nothing, I want to beat the talented, smart, likeable, overachieving people. I want to beat those with friends when I can’t have friends. I want to beat the people who work hard when I can’t work hard. I want to beat the the victorious people when I can’t win. I want to beat the happy people when I’m miserable. Even if I’m hated, even if I’m despised, even if I’m useless, I want to prove that I’m better than the main characters!”

Recreation of this post by @kingsglaivian

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Don’t antagonize the short ones - Mod Velvet

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Skitter: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.

Imp: Thank you.

Skitter: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Imp: What I’m hearing is you think I’m funny.

Chrono: I’m going to the store, do you want anything?

Setsuno: I want to die.

Chrono: I already told you there’s perfectly fine bleach in the laundry room, I’m not going to buy you the expensive kind.

Setsuno: Damn it.

THE CLONE WARS FINALE || Victory and Death

All hail Kreia the Roast Queen.

Twice: Being kissed in your sleep is… like… the purest form of love.

Hawks: Unless you’re home alone.

Coffee family shenanigans, but he’s used to it already - Mod Velvet 

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Makoto: How are you going to explain yourself?

Akira: I'm gonna say verbally because judging by your tone you are NOT in the mood for the dance routine that I've prepared.

Ryuji: *shuffles off in disappointment*

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thank you to @beemajor for the idea

choke

bullet

bomb

Shut your face man-hoe

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thank you to @beemajor for the idea

choke

bomb

Baby on Board

This joke as probably already been made but have it again

Bastila Shan: You better have a good reason for doing that!

Revan: I have several!

Revan: Pettiness...

Revan: ...and anger.

Bastila Shan: That’s it?

Revan: Oh, I also have a deep-seated need for attention.

Sometimes to run an orphanage you have to make a few orphans. 

Skitter, on how to take care of the children of Brockton Bay

“Brockton Bay has often been named Stab City. Though in recent years the number of stabbings has decreased, as bombings have gone through the roof.”

— Taylor

Jedi: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!

Darth Revan: Ninety-two.

Jedi: This has gone on for too long. And now, you’re going to pay!

Darth Revan: Three hundred and fifty-five.

Jedi: We are...we...What are you-

Darth Revan: No, go on, continue, don’t mind me.

Jedi: And...and...we are the ones who will stop you!

Darth Revan: Oh, wow, four hundred and nineteen.

Jedi: What the hell are you doing?!

Darth Revan: Oh, sorry, it’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so often, so I started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.

Jedi: You- You insane monster!

Darth Revan: One hundred and ninety.

Jedi: Yeah? Well...uh...we’re going to...FUCK YOUR FACE!

Darth Revan: Hah! Twelve.

Just a friendly reminder...

That Anakin and Obi-wan….

…Count Dooku…

…Ahsoka Tano…

…General Grievous…

…Darth Maul and Savage Oppress…

…were all bested by this guy.

Allowance