Canon, 100% Canon

Left no goddamn crumbs

This teacher taught students the choreography from “Thriller.” I’ve watched this four times and I’m still smiling.

Idk why I love this so much, but I do-

Also, he can make fun of me all he wants-

He's making fun of u

I love all of this. Every single bit of it-

> [ …TOTAL MISPLAY. ]

> hello… yes, it’s back but better than ever 😎 i made a lot of improvements on em, i love them a lot n i will cherish them forever <3

> i declare them as my f/os now lol❤️❤️❤️ /hj

Jesus Christ, dude-

That's some serious dedication tho, bravo👏

took a small L today

OMG, I NEEED IT-

Source: Inscryption - Real Life 2 Player Card Game

HAHAHAHAH WTF XD

(via reddit)

This is so cute, I want what P03 and Y/N have

I'm curious to know what your P03 first kiss headcanons would be. As in, P03 giving someone their first ever kiss.

I have some ideas bestie

Sorry if this was short ^^'

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“...You seriously haven’t kissed someone before?”

P03 is rather taken aback at this, but not in an irritated sense. But he’s more surprised that you haven’t kissed anyone despite how affectionate and social you are. However, he is willing to show you at least an idea. 

It’s a difficult task as he can’t really kiss you considering it has no lips. The best P03 can do is to guide you through the process, placing your hands where they need to be and describing what to do in the best way he can.

“Okay, keep your hands here the whole time, don’t move them. Now just press your lips where my mouth is. Yes I know I don’t have a real one, the one on my screen.” 

There are certainly going to be some awkward moments, with a lot of adjusting and learning. However, those rough spots don’t necessarily take away the experience for him. If anything, it only makes it more memorable. 

P03 would never admit it, but he’s really giddy about stealing your first kiss.

He would-

Please consider P03 being a Zen main in Overwatch.

Please consider that he doesn't shut up on the mic and calls out every single harmony/discord orb he uses.

And please PLEASE consider that he calls his ult "the great transcendence"

I'm so excited! Can't wait

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Hey all! Thought I’d try to do a little promotional for my shop on Etsy, which, is currently only selling these stickers. But regardless!! I thought a good way to advertise would be a reblog contest.

One lucky P03 simping reblogger just has to reblog this post and they’ll be in the running! And on March 8th during the PM, I’ll randomly pick a reblogger from this post! And they’ll be the ones to get a free sticker (of course the shipping is free it wouldn’t be much of a prize if you had to pay for anything, would it? XP )

The only rule is one reblog a day. But other than that, good luck everybody!

We love our bush grandpa <3

[Inscryption] bush grandpa :)