cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass
Skate Fast Eat Grass

Multifandom disaster | artist, writer and professional shitposter

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3 years ago

Rick Gastley,,,,,,,

(( I HAVE A GASTLY ON MY LEGENDS I HAVE NAMED “RICK GASTLEY” ))

3 years ago

DISNEY IS FUNDING THE DON’T SAY GAY BILL


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3 years ago

Bye imma do some gay research

Bye Imma Do Some Gay Research

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3 years ago

Dropping a brick on the post below

Dropping A Brick On The Post Below

hee hee

Dropping A Brick On The Post Below
3 years ago

@incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom ayo bestie come check this out

I Wasn’t Kidding, I Drew It 
I Wasn’t Kidding, I Drew It 
I Wasn’t Kidding, I Drew It 
I Wasn’t Kidding, I Drew It 

I wasn’t kidding, I drew it 


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3 years ago
Just An FYI, 4ch*n Trolls Are Using The Ukraine Crisis As A Means To Stoke Antiblack Racism On Twitter.
Just An FYI, 4ch*n Trolls Are Using The Ukraine Crisis As A Means To Stoke Antiblack Racism On Twitter.
Just An FYI, 4ch*n Trolls Are Using The Ukraine Crisis As A Means To Stoke Antiblack Racism On Twitter.

just an FYI, 4ch*n trolls are using the Ukraine crisis as a means to stoke antiblack racism on Twitter. There's already a bunch of people believing this bait and blaming "SJWs", "those people" (i.e. black people), and "BLM". Racist trolls do this every time there's a crisis and it's absolutely disgusting. Don't fall for this divisive propaganda.


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3 years ago

Russia Invaded Ukraine

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DONATION LINKS:

https://savelife.in.ua

https://voices.org.ua/en/

https://ukrainewar.carrd.co/

SUPPORT SANCTIONS OF RUSSIA

In 2014, Russia annexed a part of Ukraine (Crimea) and since then has been funding and arming Pro-Russian separatist and terrorist groups that have seized Donbas, an eastern region in Ukraine. Russia has been funding a civil war in Ukraine, essentially. Recently, the separatist groups have been sending civilian women, children and elderly out of Ukraine and into Russia, but leaving fighting-age men inside. These separatist are directly controlled by Kremlin (the government of Russia) and they are how Russia has been leading a proxy war on Ukraine since 2014. 

But now, Russia has sent their own troops in, which is an invasion. They are doing it under the pretence of ‘peacekeeping’, but this is an obvious lie.

Russia accuses Ukraine of aggressing on Donbas and on Russia, prompting the war on Russia and conducting genocide on its own people. None of this is true. Russia is the one arming Pro-Russian terrorists in Ukraine, Russia has been surrounding and provoking Ukraine with military, and is the one that has been spreading misleading historically-inaccurate disinformation. It’s what Russia did in Georgia in 2008 and similar to what Germany did in Poland in 1939.

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Making this post cuz I don’t see anything on tumblr about this, and to spread links and information. 

If I find any more donation fund links, I will add them to this post.


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3 years ago

shoutout to slow creators!

i know it can be disheartening to work so slowly when it seems like everyone around you works so fast and churns out great content left and right. i know it's easy to get frustrated with yourself for having to spend so much time on one thing and sometimes it's hard to stay motivated long enough to finish. but the things you make are so good, and taking lot of time on something isn't a bad thing. creation can be a very painstaking process, but the amount of love and care and effort and attention you pour into your work bleeds through. people can feel it. they appreciate it. they see how hard you try and they see how your thoughtful approach to creation affects the quality of the end product. speed is definitely a skill you can develop and chances are as you practice more and get more comfortable with things, you'll be able to work faster. but no matter what, the things you make are worth waiting for. keep creating! you are wonderful!


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3 years ago

Me: man, I wonder what's taking up so much storage on my phone

My 3000+ picture album filled with nothing but Comfort Character content:

Me: I seriously wonder why


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3 years ago

🔪💀💖💅💳

Hell yeah hot girl summer time

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go


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3 years ago

I hate How mainstream mushrroms are all Red, but guess which Mushroom colors havent we focused enough on? BLUE, IT LOOKS SO COOL WHY DO PEOPLE IGNORE İT??? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RED MUSHROOMZ YET NO BLUE ONES ARE LOOKED AT????

I Hate How Mainstream Mushrroms Are All Red, But Guess Which Mushroom Colors Havent We Focused Enough

BLUE MUSHROOMS AND PURPLE MUSHROOMS SHALL BE NOT IGNORED

I Hate How Mainstream Mushrroms Are All Red, But Guess Which Mushroom Colors Havent We Focused Enough

LOOK HOW COOL PURPLE LOOKS ON A MUSHROOOM?? RED SCREAMS: "ıll just give you poisoning and thats it" WHILE PURPLE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "Im gonna make you trip balls so hard you will think you are a Ball of light and you will wake up at 5 AM in a forest naked"

HOW COOL IS THAT?

AND BLUE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "you are in a fantasy Wonderland poopoo, get ready to meet some fairies"

But.

The real Mushroom we should team up against is..

BEİGE MUSHROOMS

I Hate How Mainstream Mushrroms Are All Red, But Guess Which Mushroom Colors Havent We Focused Enough

They look so fucking boring, at least the Red one has some effects, and The bad thing is, they dont do proper shit, you can eat most (i recommend you dont) and they are easy to find, you can find the edible ones in a market, but the colorful ones make you touch grass, explore and get fucked, so...

If you like Brown mushrooms.

Stay away from me

(end of my mushtroom rant)


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3 years ago

no little german boy don’t walk into that electric fence! 

oh mein gott, zhis fence is full of shockenspdyiujhsgfwgh;lkjsdhggslkjn;dbjvkgchskjhlbndjbhvkjgsvhlbdhvkjgflhkd


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3 years ago

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys


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3 years ago

Finally came back to tumblr after like.....idk how many years

Here's redvelvet cookie with cake hound 💕

Finally Came Back To Tumblr After Like.....idk How Many Years

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3 years ago

Headcanon: Dark Choco is strong as shit.

Same with his father.

I'm sorry but the only thing that came to mind was Dark Holding two cakewolves like they're sacks of feathers- like

Headcanon: Dark Choco Is Strong As Shit.

Cause like wolves can easily be 60 - 120 pounds


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3 years ago

Let 👏the bartender👏 choose👏 violence👏

They Shoulda Made Him A Bomber Smh

They shoulda made him a bomber smh


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3 years ago

R.I.P THAT DARK CHOCO AYYYYY

While the cookie run comics are not canon they are hilarious

While The Cookie Run Comics Are Not Canon They Are Hilarious
While The Cookie Run Comics Are Not Canon They Are Hilarious
While The Cookie Run Comics Are Not Canon They Are Hilarious

HASDHSGJAVKSBAK WHAT CRACK ARE THESE COMICS ON CAUSE I WANT SOME


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3 years ago
Another Piece For That Art Assignment I Was Talking About The Other Day

another piece for that art assignment i was talking about the other day


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3 years ago

Forgive me for this people of the Grievous Fandom

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Interrogation or smth idk-

Qymaen: shuttup!

Huk soldier: you shut up!

Qymaen: that's why you were captured so easily!

Huk Soldier: that's why Ronderu's dead

Huk Soldier: dead as hell

Huk Soldier: what shoes she got on

Qymaen:

Huk Soldier: what shoes she got on in the Jenuwaa sea?


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3 years ago
Why Yes, I Do Like Diner.

Why yes, I do like diner.


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