I’d Like To Think Somewhere Dean Is Booping Taylor Swift Rn, She Has So Many Cats
I’d like to think somewhere Dean is booping Taylor swift rn, she has so many cats
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I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
Help me make Yock and Block a thing 🥹
dean be like
"Sam, the players are gonna play play play play play"
dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"
Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):
Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death
A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????
A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it
Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??
Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????
That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him
Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful
Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting
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Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce? Dean is in shambles :(
