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be real,
If a mouse walks over to you,
asks you for a cookie,
You're giving them a cookie I bet.
You'd fold immediately I bet.
yay puters ٩(◕‿◕。)۶
HOLY MOLY MORE THAN 8 IM SO PROUD
purity seal that just says "FUCK IT WE BALL" for the entire length of the parchment paper
I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
@firewirecompatible this is so you
Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
Yeah, you! Are you trans? Do you like reading books? Or watching movies?
Do you like media about trans men/transmasculine characters but don't know where to find it?
That's sooo crazy because I have this little spreadsheet I'm working on where I'm trying to document all media with protagonists/major characters who are FTM or transmasculine.
The spreadsheet currently has 300+ entries spread across the following categories:
Books
Manga
Memoirs and non-fiction
Movies
TV Shows
Graphic novels / Comics
Webcomics
Audio dramas
Books and movies are also sorted by:
Which character is trans (MC, love interest, antagonist, etc)
If the trans character is POC
The trans character's sexuality (Because I saw lots of transhet guys sad about only being able to find gay romances)
If the author/actor is also trans (if we know for sure)
It's free to use, and free to add to as well! Editing permissions are on, and I check on the spreadsheet every now and then to make sure everything is in order and to clean up.
If you know something that isn't on the list, please add it! You don't have to fill in every single column, but fill it to the best of your abilities.
If you don't want to use the big ass long link below, you can also use: bit.ly/FTM-protags
horny depeche mode be like
reach out and fuck face
Remembered that I once visited museum of old tech, I know many of you would really enjoy those💙
What if he got to be a little obsessed, as a treat? (Pretending its not already 100% comic cannon)
close ups <3
Inspo from Pinterest ⬆️ spidey pose refs (also pin) ⬇️
tumblr leftists being surprised to see middle aged white women with signs or hats saying "deny defend depose" really reinforces for me that tumblr leftists don't actually talk to people lmao. like I did a lot of canvassing as a teenager and you know who the best most reliable political organizers are? middle aged women. you know who's bloodthirsty after watching rachel maddow every night and sharing HuffPo articles on facebook? middle aged women. maybe sheryl from iowa who's been voting religiously for democrats for the past thirty years IS more hardcore than you, tumblr user who did a write-in "protest vote." what are you going to do about that.
life when you aren’t romantically attracted to people
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just a quick reminder if you hate trans men, and cis men by proxy, fuck right off my blog or sound off in the tags so i can block you
misandry is bullshit, and transandrophobia is a real thing, and if you in any way identify with either of those things i do not want you to be blessed by my presence on the information superhighway
My three girlfriends. Yes, they smoke weed.
😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
need to kiss and hump my computer a lil bit
how it feels giving all ur favorite characters ur own characteristics
Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!
Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!
the level of caucasian stupidity on this site is fucking ridiculous. do ya’ll ever considering shutting the fuck up? poc will never want or need you inputting your “opinion” on our race issues you cannot and will not ever understand. seriously. shut the fuck up.
and specifically white colonizer europeans trying to tell black americans that racism isn’t real in their “much superior country that’s mainly white.”
and here’s some articles on the issue for those who genuinely want to know more (note: these are specifically regarding Black people):
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/11/what-black-america-means-to-europe-protests-racism-george-floyd
https://www.enar-eu.org/Introduction
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46369046.amp
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.euronews.com/amp/2020/06/04/analysis-is-europe-any-better-than-the-us-when-it-comes-to-racism
programmer in love with his computer is so me core X3
The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.
Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand
interacting with a mutual for the first time: oh fuck i have to say something funny what if they don’t like me do i look okay
a vampire stroking ur hair as they're fangs deep in ur neck. u agree
bring them back pls I love my iPod