Why Am I Crushing On MEN This Is Terrible

why am I crushing on MEN this is terrible

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5 months ago

god please isekai me into a Beatles rpf college coffee shop au i cant rn


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4 months ago
First Thing That Came To Mind Was Sakamoto Days Lmao
First Thing That Came To Mind Was Sakamoto Days Lmao

first thing that came to mind was sakamoto days lmao

4 months ago

No PJO headcanon got me in a tighter chokehold than Percy being Rhea's lookalike and Jason being Kronos' lookalike.

The FLAVOUR!!! The POTENTIAL!!!

The Big Six mixed feelings about them, the uncanny feeling of seeing your parents in kids that look up to you

Jason doing everything to make Zeus proud, but nothing will ever be enough to get his attention and care because he'll always have the face of the person his father hates the most

But then, Percy is the mini Rhea, so even though Zeus hates Percy by default (because that's Poseidon's spawn), he can't stop but paying attention to whatever Percy is doing ALL THE TIME, because he looks like the person he loved the most in his life (before he became everything she despised)

Also, yeah, very nice Percy looks like mom 🥰🥰🥰 hey 🤨 wasn't mom the one to trick dad and ultimately start his downfall??? Maybe we should worry about that 🤔

Hera!!!!! Zeus gave her his DIY version of their father, and he's a mortal that she can rule as much as she likes. The emotional confusion of it all. And, hey, Poseidon just made a DIY Rhea? Yup, she's stealing it from him. Yay, time to play dolls with mom and dad, literally the closest thing she'll ever got from bonding time with her parents.

Luke having to listen to Kronos rant about how much Percy looks like his wife (creepy)

Krios looking at Jason before their fight like "Bro, why do you look fifteen? Weird."

Poseidon accidentally calling Percy mom and never talking about it again

Makes every time Percy complained about the gods sound like a Mom Scolding Time

Jason and Percy being at the same time and place with the Big Six and they're ALL uncomfortable

Zeus SEETHING that Poseidon got little Rhea and HE is stuck with a little Kronos (I'm sorry Jason, my baby, you deserved so much more than him 😭)

6 months ago
My Little Meow Meows

My little meow meows

5 months ago
Sorry For Not Being Very Active, Lots Of Things Happened Etc Etc Anywayyy A Little Sketch Of The Rooftop

sorry for not being very active, lots of things happened etc etc Anywayyy a little sketch of the rooftop concert

2 months ago
Beatles 4 Sale!!

Beatles 4 Sale!!

5 months ago
South Peanuts

South Peanuts

(It’s also my first time drawing Sparky! :D)

4 months ago
Some Abstract Bugs I Keep Forgetting I Have Tumblr Lol

Some abstract bugs I keep forgetting I have tumblr lol

5 months ago

me when I want her everywhere and if she's beside me I know I need never care🙏


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