Why Does Teh Wear A Paper Mask? Is It Because He's The Red Spy?

Oh my god how have I only found out about this now this is so peak

What if I told you I wrote a terminal x reader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63976006

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Terminal (ULTRAKILL)/Reader

Characters: Terminals (ULTRAKILL), Reader, Streetcleaners mentioned (ULTRAKILL)

Additional Tags: Gender-neutral Reader, Mechaphilia, Wire Play, Machine Learning, More like Machine Flirting, Mutual Masturbation, Grinding, Dry Humping, Begging, Dirty Talk, Sexual Overstimulation, Robot Sex, Beta Read? Heh more like ALPHA Read, Pre-Extinction of Humanity

Summary:

Fixing a Terminal is not difficult. A maintenance check for something minor— you wouldn’t be long, but you are part of a lucky few.

It sings to you to get your attention and then clings to it.

Whose choice was it to let terminals be bored? You, good mechanic you are, will not stand for the computer to be ignored.

Come over, we won't sting :3

just don't touch the honey

Can I take a bite of your honey pretty pls

Nah sorry you gotta pay for it first, 15.99

#Peak fan fiction idea

Enough about iterators getting freaky with their head engineers. What about iterators getting freaky with their minor engineers. What about an iterator suddenly taking a liking to some random junior apprentice and using their system access to secretly schedule 1:1 time or make problems suddenly disappear for their favorite engineer. What about the engineer being kinda aware of the weird power dynamics and dubious ethics but also deeply enjoying the attention and how the iterator makes them feel special and valued. Do you see my vision.

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It's honestly sad how I can't send this video to people's ask inboxes :<

Suselle as this dynamic!!! My friend gave me this idea giggles

last 3 played games history been wild

Polish femboy ^w^

Go to fucking sleep ^w^

Hey! You don't know, maybe the bear fell in love with the car and tried to hug it, which wrecked the front

Elaborate on the black bear???

You see a week before the drive father had to shoot a polar bear because it attempted to attack my neighbor so nature was highly displeased with it

So it sent a black bear to be smitten by our car & totally wreck the front & make it undrivable when we were moving

Well well well i wrote an Artificer fic because a certain @indiestsnake shot me in Buckshot Roulette so.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65348173

I DID NOT POST THIS WITHOUT THE LUNKJ