Hmmmmm
Give me a dancing rivulet and we have a deal :3
Can I take a bite of your honey pretty pls
Nah sorry you gotta pay for it first, 15.99
Dear bee, do you piss Honey, thats it thats my question
No I spit mega ultra super normal honey, all for the low low price of 173 per gallon (very cheap!)
#Saint sleeping on their owners corpse
what if they were eepy‼️
Im on bus rn
I can :3
can the snek be trusted with 52 metric tons of methamphetamine?
I don’t think anyone can be trusted with that
I love seeing people just say some sad stuff then just brush it off like nothing happened, makes me feel normal
Good morning Tumblr!
I had a dream me and my family were in hell
How y'all?
Yeah but then the blood would get all over your clothes, plus have you heard of the noises that they emit? Absolutely horrendous, atrocious even
made a hear me out slide with some friends on discord
this is almost all romantic. believe it or not I don’t think about physical relationships with fictional characters that much. but there are a select few which would be allowed and no the basking shark is not one of them
if you can name everyone here you get twelve indie points
Can I meet your mother for entirely kosher reasons?
...I don't trust you but probably not, she's busy making more sibs for me :3