Let Me Know When Shencomix's Egg Cracks.

You deserve it :3

there are two hundred of you following me now

guh

https://www.tumblr.com/fauwa-eclipse/781402881509195776/loafs-in-a-bee-way

Wooahhh that's my brother from another hive!

Would you rather have Saint or Arti? No you can't have both.

In what way?

As a companion? Arti. Snait would ascend me.

As a lover? Arti. Because Saint would ascend me.

As a sex partner? Saint, because I wouldn't give up the chance to bed god.

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

Have a great day everybody

Makes sense lmao

FRUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

What course tho?

FISH (maritime!!)

Oh my god how have I only found out about this now this is so peak

What if I told you I wrote a terminal x reader

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63976006

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Terminal (ULTRAKILL)/Reader

Characters: Terminals (ULTRAKILL), Reader, Streetcleaners mentioned (ULTRAKILL)

Additional Tags: Gender-neutral Reader, Mechaphilia, Wire Play, Machine Learning, More like Machine Flirting, Mutual Masturbation, Grinding, Dry Humping, Begging, Dirty Talk, Sexual Overstimulation, Robot Sex, Beta Read? Heh more like ALPHA Read, Pre-Extinction of Humanity

Summary:

Fixing a Terminal is not difficult. A maintenance check for something minor— you wouldn’t be long, but you are part of a lucky few.

It sings to you to get your attention and then clings to it.

Whose choice was it to let terminals be bored? You, good mechanic you are, will not stand for the computer to be ignored.

So relatable

Hello Croy :3 fucking sleep

I'm trying dawg...but I don't feel tired...I feel hot and not in the sexual way I mean the temperature way

You know living in Russia and having an Ukrainian history teacher that knows alot about history, is pretty invested in politics and is also a priest results in some very interesting takes on the Ruso-Ukrainian war.

Like the fact that there was a lot of hate of Russia even before 2014 which resulted in the Ukrainian government aggravating Russia therefore starting the war.

He did have proof but I didn't listen because I was too busy listening to Buddy Holly or Eminem with my friend because I don't care about politics.

Oh wow I wonder what the cat is looking at

I am a birdwatcher look at what I found a week ago