[VERSION ONE]

[VERSION ONE]

Swearing

   Cross sat down and the bench. He winced as he took his shirt off. The Bad Sanses just got out of a brutal fight with the Star Sanses. Nightmare cracked his hands and prepared the magic. Dust looked over at Cross' back.

    His ribcage was scratched up badly. "What the fuck? Why is your back scratched up so badly?"

The gang looked over at his ribcage. Nightmare raised an eyebrow at his boyfriend.

   Cross flashed back to the time, a few days ago, where he found a stray cat. He went to pet it, and it attacked him.

Cross came back to reality. "Umm... Well- Its uh- Heheh-"

   Cross bblushed in embarsement and started sweating nervously. "Did Nightmare fuck you-"

   "Oh god no, we agreed to wait till marriage." Nightmare said.

Cross panicked. "I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR-" Cross blurted out. "Oh. Oh shit. " Dust said. Cross' eyes widened at what he said. "Wait no, no no, that-that's not what I meant to say!" Cross said looking at Nightmare.  "How could you?" He asked.

   "Nightmare- That isn't true- I-I-I didn't mean to say that, it-it's not even true!" Cross shouted, panicking. Lust bit his 'lip'. Killer fiddled with his fingers, clearly uncomfortable. Nightmare sighed. He went silent for a while. They all did. "You picked up a stray cat didn't you?

"Yeah..."

[VERSION TWO]

    Nightmare came back home after a long fight with Dream. He was in his passive form. He sat next to Cross on the bed. Cross smiled at his husband. "Can you heal me honey?" Nightmare asked. Cross nodded. "Of course, my moon." Nightmare smiled and took his shirt off. Cross paused at seeing his back.

"What the-?! What happened to your back, moon?!" Cross asked.

Nightmare paused and went back to the day before, where he found a box of kittens and a mama cat. He tried to take them home but the mama cat didn't like it and, well, scratched his back up. Nightmare blushed in embarrassment and blurted out, "I'm having an affair!"

Cross sighed. "What's the real reason?" He asked. Nightmare teared up. "I just wanted the kittens!"

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So its shitty but I had a good laugh.

Cross: What the-!? Why is your back all scratched up?!

Passive! Nightmare: *Flashback to messing with a rabid raccoon after Cross told him not to*

Passive! Nightmare: ..I’m having an affair!