I Want To Be A Sweet And Friendly Girl But There’s All This Anxiety. And The Horrors

fuzzy little voids

This came to me in a vision & against my will (click for better quality)

Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

i am about to create an au SO self indulgent. the target audience is 1 person and that person is me

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

I hope it’s fucking diabolical in the black dog

how much water did u drink today ?

1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁

was braiding my girlfriend's hair for them and just watched them, apropos of nothing and completely silently, google "hash brown," navigate to the wikipedia result, and then intently read the wikipedia article for hashbrowns

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

100 is kind of a lot for "quantity of Koroks who tried to go camping but coincidentally all got too tired to move", so here's my personal headcanon:

There is one (1) Korok who actually tried to join his friends in camping and see post-Upheaval Hyrule, but got too tired to move and needed to be rescued by Mr. Hero.

And as soon as you rescued him, he told everyone in Korok Forest about how the cool, brave, awesome Mr. Hero personally hand-carried him to his friend.

So now every time a set of camping Koroks spots Mr. Hero in the distance, they get really excited and rock-paper-scissors over who gets to race ahead and flop in front of the hero like a puppy who doesn't want to leave the dog park, claiming they can't move and need to be carried.