Me When I Fire A Machine Gun

They can be scary or cute depending on what the situation demands

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this

More like shoebill dork

RIP my beloved hamster Mathew, who was tragically corrupted by an Eldritch artifact and jumped into a volcano

They took the pokemon name rater and the move tutor outback and shot them!!!

I'm feeling arid right now

Mice if that fucker Issac Newton didn't screw everything up for us

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

Anyone have any good book recommendations I'm really hungry rn

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

Needs t be bigger

whats his problem

You just being here is enough

you're my present this year

For the last time, I am not giving you my penis