Elevator Is NOT A Safe Space

What do I and the corn from thanksgiving dinner have in common??

Being on the back burner of ppl minds. 😁😁😁😁😁

Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

A true lesbian struggle 😔

Me when.. me when I tried a Roblox game from my besties nostalgia.. 😔

WE SOLVED IT THIS IS HOW CATS WEAR PANTS!!

tfw you somehow code a cellular infant copy of yourself into reality (more to come!)

The hell is skibidi toilet?? No, you 12 years old should be yearning for the mines.

Did you know I’m actually 12

Literally get in here

He can be so cruel

I love sewing because you really feel blessed by like the gods of creativity until you get 1% eepy sleepy and then the devil starts telling you that you can eyeball and freehand very essential steps

DOGGIE FOREVERRER

OUPPY DOGGIE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!