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The amount of people who find out their family replaced their pet fish makes me inclined to agree animals can be replaced by the stranger

Somewhere in the archives is a statement where a small child is so certain their parents replaced their hamster and is lying to them and now the hamster escapes every night and claws inside the walls and leaves scratches on their skin and eats their things(specifically their homework for funny reasons) but in the morning they find the hamster and their parents don't belive them and are quite firm in the "No this is the same hamster you've always had you are just making up stories"

And Jon looks at the child giving the statement and agrees yeah his parents replaced the hamster but this is a normal not super natrual thing, but how did a small child make it to the archives on their own?? Where are it parents???

In tma, they said that the fears are also fears of animals too. They just glossed over this, but I have questions.

Can dogs be replaced by the stranger and you not notice? Do lab mice get trapped in the spiral if they are put in the maze too much? Can rabbits be avatars of the lonely if you don't give them a friend? Could a crow become a beholder?

I wish this was explored further. We saw the murder pig. I wanna know if there is some more fucked up animal avatars.

@deaths-baby-angel_

PACK YOUR BAGS WE'RE MOVING TO SEATTLE WITH COURTNEY TO PULL THIS PRANK ON HER BAND TEACHER

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme

*aggressive footsteps* "..daddy?" "DO I LOOK LIKE YER-"

Thinking VERY hard about Ángel @bwobgames and Zen mysmes

FANDERS, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T SIGN THIS PETITION.

No, not even as a joke. Don’t share it with your friends as a joke either, or make a meme out of it, or anything. I don’t know what the motivation was behind creating this petition – I guess it very well could have been a younger well-meaning Fander who genuinely doesn’t understand how elections work – but regardless of what the intentions were, this is so so so awful and could have so many terrible consequences if it starts gaining traction.

Listen, we all understood why Kanye’s “presidential bid” was harmful, right? This is basically the same thing: right now, every third-party vote is a vote for Tr*mp and, no offense to my American friends, but your country cannot afford to vote Tr*mp back in. The upcoming election needs to be taken seriously now more than ever. 

The fact that this petition is being directed at the Thomas Sanders fandom is extra unsavory. It’s common knowledge that a huge chunk of this fandom is made up of younger people, and as much as I love, cherish, and respect our younger population – heck, I’m a minor myself – the fact is that we’re much more easily influenced, eager to give people the benefit of the doubt, and unfortunately, way too many of us may not know any better.

“But Spec!” I hear you cry. “If this petition is mainly being spread by the younger side of the fandom that doesn’t know any better, what harm could it do? They can’t vote anyway!”

The thing is, if you follow multiple Sanders Sides blogs, you’ll know from all the times you’ve seen the same post on your dash ten times in a row that we spread stuff like wildfire. If enough people aren’t aware of the harmful consequences and start spreading this petition around, then regardless of whether they’re seriously asking for signatures or just spreading it as a joke, one viral post would be all it takes for the mainstream internet to take notice. I cannot stress enough how disastrous that would be. 

The second that this petition catches the attention of the wider public, the US will be at risk of having a repeat version of Kanye’s presidential bid: people with a vote, a terrible sense of humour and no understanding of the consequences may write in Thomas Sanders as a joke, thus effectively wasting a vote that could be used to take Tr*mp out of office.

Oh, and if for whatever reason you’re a Fander that “doesn’t care about politics”, then first of all check your privilege at the very least you could care about Thomas?? He is a real person that could suffer very real harm not only to his brand/reputation, but also his personal safety if this petition thing gets out of hand. A similar thing happened to the author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series when a petition to change the US flag to the face of his fictional character began to gain traction. He was unaffiliated with the petition, but still received honest-to-goodness death threats. We cannot let this happen again.

Sorry if this post makes me sound angry, but it’s because I am. This is absolutely ridiculous. Please signal boost.

Spur of the moment dnd game starting with a joke notes

Just so I don't forget since we may continue

Most this is from memory, will do best to be accurate

Blobbers kissed a worm, and the worms ran off before returning with flowers on their backs

Theo asks to trade and be dm

Blob eats the flowers

Failed constitution saving throw

-10 hp, 8/18 hp remains

Blob gets mad at worms "Bro what the fuck?"

"We are sorry, but you reminded us of somebody. The one we need to return to the forest." The worms explained

Insert confused player blob noises

"She has short brown hair, a purple backpack, and a monkey friend with rainbows. She ran away chased by a bright orange fox with a mask"

Angy player blob noises

Me laughing and singing the dora the explorer theme

Blobbers sighed "Where can I find this lord faquad looking ass?"

“nobody knows exactly where she went but people say you can hear womanly screams from the mountains exactly 1092 miles south from here, us worms, we are too slow to get there before she perishes of starvation, but you! We bet you could get her!” the worms offered

"What do I get in return tho, aside from an almost lethal allergic reaction to some plants." Blobbers tried

“well,” said the worms, “lets just say. If you dont,.,.,.,., we could always,..,. have a makeover montage until you look enough like the girl and then we would leave you at the edge of the forest for the person who wants her :)”

"Fuck that, I'm going home."

“But dearest blob,.,., you have no choice”

Scared player noises "tHEY KNOW MY NAME"

“Either find her or BE HER” The worms threaten, and so blob deeply terrified goes home to pack

Nat takes back over as DM

Blob goes into her room, finding her turtle sleeping peaceful in a bundle of stolen laundry and towels

Roll perception, and passes

She realizes she hears an odd sound, glancing about she realizes that it comes from her bed. The blankets twitch and in the shadows undee the bed an odd shape squirms.

"What the fuck??" Blob questions

The blanket stills. Then something silently falls over the bed and onto the floor.

Worms.

Blobbers screamed, awaking the turtle who quickly run to her leg. The blanket shifts and falls of the bed to reveal the bed had been eaten through the millions of worms.

"Blobbers, there is nothing to be afraid of. We are simply, keeping an eye on you."

Blobbers calms down, and frustratedly grabs her things

+2 healing potions(10 hp healed each.)

+1 flask of holy water

+1 disguise kit(includes,

+1 broad sword(2d4 damage)

+1 sleeping bag

+5 days provisions

+ one empty flask

+ 1 turtle(lorenzo)

Blob asks how the holy water is there

Nat explains she doesn't remember it being there before, maybe someone left it there.

Blob takes a long rest in the other room on a floor of pillows and blankets and wakes up at 1 am

hit points return to 18/18

Blobbers decides to go into town and steal a horse under the cover of night

"I don't like horses they scary and eat meat" "Horses are herbivores??*confused dm noises*"

Stlerch check, passed

Animal handling check passed

Blobbers grabs a handful of horsefeed and sneaks in through a window of the stables, soundless and invisible despite her pink clothing

She holds up the feed to the horse, and it silently nuzzles her face before eating out of her hand

"I change my mind QwQ I love horses"

Blob runs off, and looks to the sky looking to find which way is south

Intelligence check, passed

Blobbers finds a star pointed south this time of year and chases after it on her horse, then finds a perfectly smooth stone wall, stretching as far as the eye can see and blocking her path. The only opening a bared gate with a steal lock. Watched above the gate way with letters

Sld wl blf urc z yilpvm kfnkprm?

"Somebody needs to learn to spell"

Lorenzo nods, at least blobbers thinks it is a nod, but Lorenzo is a turtle eating a random bug they found on the ground.

"How do you fix a broke pumpkin?" She translated the puzzle, then furrowed her brows "eat it?"

A choking noise comes from the other side, and a slight laugh before a woman's voice is heard "I can't tell you the answer, the gate burns cheaters. Though I can help! What is a feild of a bunch of pumpkins called?" The voice

Language barriers get in way and dm gives answer for the sake of the game. And also because it would be unfair to just let blobbers suffer

"A pumpkin patch?"

The moment the words left her lips the lock melted, and fell to the floor in aa red hot pile of goo

Roll perception, 17

Blobbers walks through the gate, and her eyes lock with a woman of warm firey skin and bright green long hair that fell down her face in knots

Blobbers takes a moment, before realizing that she was staring at a nymph. A nature spirit, specifically a pumpkin

"Can I do a little dance that makes her want to hit me? Like the macarena"

Rolls charisma and passes

Blobbers dances, and the woman resists the urge to slap blob but instead laughs "Have you a reason to dance at such a late hour, or are you just /this/ happy to have passed the gate"

"Do you need a reason to dance at 3 am?"

She watches blobber for a moment, almost like she is studying blob

Then the pretty pumpkin lady begins to dance with blob doing her best to follow the movements "My name is Autumn Tarta" she grinned as she followed blob's lead in the macarena under the stars

Nap time, will add part two whenever we play again

Ah yes, Book of Bill, top book of the romance section

Please take very bright and colorful angry logan because I felt overstimulated

itch.io

Detective Beebo: Night at the Mansion by Bwobbers

On an urban city like any other, an office awakes

Try out the demo for my little project, a mystery romcom Point-and-click adventure game

Make sure to read the download instructions!

I feel so fucking cruel watering the plants and seeing a bunch of little bumblebees swirl around the air in shock like I'm sorry I wouldn't have done that if I knew you were there I'm sorry