Going Insane About Solomon In Nightbringer And How Doting And Domestic He Is

My,,.,., my husband,.,., ,,,,,,,.,., not only has he been found by roman(and tumblr) but,.,.,.,., oh boy my heart.,.I need to take a sit,.,.,,,,

cat boy remus plssssss

The cat that bites back

Mmmmmmmm

Pretend the fire actually looks like fire, I am far too lazy

Spur of the moment dnd game starting with a joke notes

Just so I don't forget since we may continue

Most this is from memory, will do best to be accurate

Blobbers kissed a worm, and the worms ran off before returning with flowers on their backs

Theo asks to trade and be dm

Blob eats the flowers

Failed constitution saving throw

-10 hp, 8/18 hp remains

Blob gets mad at worms "Bro what the fuck?"

"We are sorry, but you reminded us of somebody. The one we need to return to the forest." The worms explained

Insert confused player blob noises

"She has short brown hair, a purple backpack, and a monkey friend with rainbows. She ran away chased by a bright orange fox with a mask"

Angy player blob noises

Me laughing and singing the dora the explorer theme

Blobbers sighed "Where can I find this lord faquad looking ass?"

“nobody knows exactly where she went but people say you can hear womanly screams from the mountains exactly 1092 miles south from here, us worms, we are too slow to get there before she perishes of starvation, but you! We bet you could get her!” the worms offered

"What do I get in return tho, aside from an almost lethal allergic reaction to some plants." Blobbers tried

“well,” said the worms, “lets just say. If you dont,.,.,.,., we could always,..,. have a makeover montage until you look enough like the girl and then we would leave you at the edge of the forest for the person who wants her :)”

"Fuck that, I'm going home."

“But dearest blob,.,., you have no choice”

Scared player noises "tHEY KNOW MY NAME"

“Either find her or BE HER” The worms threaten, and so blob deeply terrified goes home to pack

Nat takes back over as DM

Blob goes into her room, finding her turtle sleeping peaceful in a bundle of stolen laundry and towels

Roll perception, and passes

She realizes she hears an odd sound, glancing about she realizes that it comes from her bed. The blankets twitch and in the shadows undee the bed an odd shape squirms.

"What the fuck??" Blob questions

The blanket stills. Then something silently falls over the bed and onto the floor.

Worms.

Blobbers screamed, awaking the turtle who quickly run to her leg. The blanket shifts and falls of the bed to reveal the bed had been eaten through the millions of worms.

"Blobbers, there is nothing to be afraid of. We are simply, keeping an eye on you."

Blobbers calms down, and frustratedly grabs her things

+2 healing potions(10 hp healed each.)

+1 flask of holy water

+1 disguise kit(includes,

+1 broad sword(2d4 damage)

+1 sleeping bag

+5 days provisions

+ one empty flask

+ 1 turtle(lorenzo)

Blob asks how the holy water is there

Nat explains she doesn't remember it being there before, maybe someone left it there.

Blob takes a long rest in the other room on a floor of pillows and blankets and wakes up at 1 am

hit points return to 18/18

Blobbers decides to go into town and steal a horse under the cover of night

"I don't like horses they scary and eat meat" "Horses are herbivores??*confused dm noises*"

Stlerch check, passed

Animal handling check passed

Blobbers grabs a handful of horsefeed and sneaks in through a window of the stables, soundless and invisible despite her pink clothing

She holds up the feed to the horse, and it silently nuzzles her face before eating out of her hand

"I change my mind QwQ I love horses"

Blob runs off, and looks to the sky looking to find which way is south

Intelligence check, passed

Blobbers finds a star pointed south this time of year and chases after it on her horse, then finds a perfectly smooth stone wall, stretching as far as the eye can see and blocking her path. The only opening a bared gate with a steal lock. Watched above the gate way with letters

Sld wl blf urc z yilpvm kfnkprm?

"Somebody needs to learn to spell"

Lorenzo nods, at least blobbers thinks it is a nod, but Lorenzo is a turtle eating a random bug they found on the ground.

"How do you fix a broke pumpkin?" She translated the puzzle, then furrowed her brows "eat it?"

A choking noise comes from the other side, and a slight laugh before a woman's voice is heard "I can't tell you the answer, the gate burns cheaters. Though I can help! What is a feild of a bunch of pumpkins called?" The voice

Language barriers get in way and dm gives answer for the sake of the game. And also because it would be unfair to just let blobbers suffer

"A pumpkin patch?"

The moment the words left her lips the lock melted, and fell to the floor in aa red hot pile of goo

Roll perception, 17

Blobbers walks through the gate, and her eyes lock with a woman of warm firey skin and bright green long hair that fell down her face in knots

Blobbers takes a moment, before realizing that she was staring at a nymph. A nature spirit, specifically a pumpkin

"Can I do a little dance that makes her want to hit me? Like the macarena"

Rolls charisma and passes

Blobbers dances, and the woman resists the urge to slap blob but instead laughs "Have you a reason to dance at such a late hour, or are you just /this/ happy to have passed the gate"

"Do you need a reason to dance at 3 am?"

She watches blobber for a moment, almost like she is studying blob

Then the pretty pumpkin lady begins to dance with blob doing her best to follow the movements "My name is Autumn Tarta" she grinned as she followed blob's lead in the macarena under the stars

Nap time, will add part two whenever we play again

itch.io

Detective Beebo: Night at the Mansion by Bwobbers

On an urban city like any other, an office awakes

Try out the demo for my little project, a mystery romcom Point-and-click adventure game

Make sure to read the download instructions!

Is that greenday I hear playing?????

Holding fem Byleth very dearly right now

Major spoilers & very large block of text under cut

Do you think she always got called doll-like as a child? Do you think when her body changed beyond her control the comment appeared more often? Do you think sometimes people stare and take a breath when she actually moves? Do you think in houses she doesn't go in the worship building because the coloured glass makes her look ethereal? That she no longer feels real? That the world around her feels so real, yet she doesn't? That she's always been isolated from the world, but now there is no way to bridge the gap because people did things to her body that she never even knew and in some routes never will know? You think she stays awake at night thinking about how nobody even tried to tell her? That even after the death of her father, her one protector, the people who did this to her still never told her and tried to use her. That because of politics and religion and her flesh, because her very heart, she will never truly get to close the social gap between her and the world.

Do you think she's finally happy in the end of houses Crimson Flower? That she finally feels like a real person? That she is free from the church? That when she looked in a mirror she cried to see her eyes and hair colour? That her body is under her control again?

This is from March/April, lmao, time is passing

close ups and older versions under the cut lmao

I got myself proper watercolor brushes half way through this, and I haven't been the same since I instantly started drawing those lions licking each other

Spend 7 dollars on brushes you will go crazy

Don't you love it when your friends from your old therpies are super proud of you for trying a new flavor of Gatorade and your neurotypical parents don't understand why your friends on call are cheering and so they shame you for being a picky eater in front of said friends /s

Still catching up with critical role campaign two,

but here is a fun little thing of head cannons I had at the first few episodes and how they turned out now that I'm on ep 53

Fjord dies first(Twas wrong, but he deserves it with how dangerous a game he plays)

Mollymauk has many lovers appear out nowhere, calling him different names and being sweet when he shows up in town(Not lovers, but different name babey!)

Nobody here is going by their real name, only Yasha but that's because she has nothing to hide from. She will beat the shit out of anybody who recognizes her(Two or three names down, we will see who else has a fake name?)

Nott is a soccer mom, caleb is her theter kid son in medical school she can't stop bragging about(Am I wrong???)

Beau is going to kill a child and just shrug it off (Not yet....?)

Jester is going to become a war criminal, or a cultist(Only time will tell!)

Caleb will develop a crush on Jester or Molly, nothing serious maybe has a single date but then moves on(From spoilers I heard I was kinda right? I think?)

Fjord is asexual, but biromantic. (I STAND BY THIS ONE EVEN AS I AM WRONG /j)

And one from when caduceus when he was introduced!

He has lice, he has lice in his fur and clothes and he is fine with it because any ecosystem is a good thing even if it is itchy(Does his staff beetles count?)

This is the currently unnamed son of Demeter

Any ideas????