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What happens if you make Chris angry

officially coming to tumblr

hi gamers and gays its me uhhh idk i like splatoon?? i like deltarune?? bugsnax, n shit like doll collecting lmao idk?? anyway ive been on tumblr for a secret long time so yknow im an aspiring author ive got a few drafts under my sleeve so

I LOVE @enderpearlll ‘s favorite employee series I love imagining my silly little persona in this silly little world (they use they/them btw)

Sometimes I ask myself if Wesker ever woke up in the middle of the night, drenched in cold sweat, cringing so violently he almost snapped his own neck again, because he had a nightmare about how unbelievably embarrassing his death in RE1 was.

Like. Sir. You monologued, betrayed everyone, released a bioweapon, thought you had this grand villain arc going… and then got impaled straight through the stomach by the thing you thought you could control.

AND CHRIS SAW THE WHOLE THING

I’m convinced that’s the real reason Wesker keeps trying to kill him. Not revenge. Not ideology. Just pure, unfiltered humiliation. He cannot allow the one man who witnessed his most humbling moment to keep breathing.

Honestly? Valid. I get second-hand embarrassment just thinking about it. If I died like that in front of my coworker, I’d hunt him down too.

Things that people who didn't play splatoon one missed and I silently cry for you

-amazing mid transformation frames

-carbon roller with burst bombs and the stronger carbon roller in general. It's godly.

-Squid jump. 100% the best way to wait for a match

-Blinding lime green

-The stupidity and adorableness that is saltspray rig.

-kraken

-the joy of your whole team saving up and letting off one of these bad boys at the last second of a match.

-plus a map always open in your hands.

And of course actually knowing everything that in the next two games they reference to the first game. Agent 3, important sunken scrolls, etcetera.

post-boss cutscene

miracle painting something something show time

I was thinking….. would Gordon have siblings.

Art I made or smth lol