I Need A Patton In My Life

Bruce: Damien......Let me guess

Damien: Hunting down my-

Bruce: Hunting down your enemies, Yeah I figured

OR

Bruce: Damien......Let me guess

Damien: I enjoy a game of Basketball, I suppose that isn't considered “Extreme” though, Father.

Bruce: Oh

Bruce: So, have you ever done any extreme sports?

Tim: Yes. Doing my homework while the teacher was collecting it.

Batman isn't a bat, he's a fucking Capybara

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

Someone make a gif of Chowder doing the shoot (Blocboy JB) dance or the floss to baby shark, and consider me yours.

A Karen is ready to ask for the manager somewhere

Now if only these ppl would help with the Sill concentration Camp

We’ve got quite a team now. Let’s GO!

(P.S. I have 0 idea of the validity of these. I’ve simply gathered the ones floating around. I’m going to pretend they’re all real.)

I claimed to be the better bard and I backed it up.

Hey let’s start a thing

*ahem*

Ladies, Lords, and Non-binary royalty,

ATTENTION TUMBLR AND ANIMAL LOVERS

THIS FURRY MOTHER FUCKER IS A BABY FLUFFY COW!!!

 Thank you for your time

This is just absolutely terrifying. Things like this need as much help and attention as possible. I'm scared that the phrase “History repeats itself” is coming true

MY HEART HURTS....

IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED BY WHAT IS HAPPENING THEN THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU BECAUSE THIS IS INHUMANE....

DON’T LOOK AWAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️

This is the fucking world we live in

RACISM BEING USED AS A TACTIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My middle school ELA teacher has her own mini library in her classroom. When she introduced the book to her class when she added it in. My mind said, “READ IT READ IT READ IT!”

Lol wut?

“JUST READ IT ITS GAY I KNOW IT JUST LOOK AT THE COVER HES SMALL, PLAYING HOCKEY, THE BLUE EYED DUDE IS GIVING HIM HEART EYES! READ IT”

And then I read it, and I loved it!

Then came the time when a homophobic kid in my class wanted to read it, so I came up with as many excuses to keep it in my possession. I told her she could read it online, that I was still reading it, I was rereading it. And eventually she sorta forgot about it? It was wild. I was worried they would complain to the teacher about how it was inappropriate or maybe even destroy the book.

There’s one more update before the book comes out. I’d like to do a NEW powerpoint primer that tells people about the comic??? But so much has changed. QUESTION FOR  YOU: - how did you find out about the comic - what drew you in???

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE 🙏