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Path of Silence by Ben J

Can't wait to survive four times

Oh hey it happened again

Here ya go, champs

Why is this intersting?

was reading up on silk and dagger. am i just not enlightened enough yet to understand that half of all good worldbuilding starts with the author getting really, really horny

It helps to understand that Silk & Dagger is very specifically parodying how dark elves are depicted in the Forgotten Realms, a Dungeons & Dragons campaign setting which is a. essentially a romantic fantasy setting awkwardly pretending to be high fantasy because D&D players aren't ready for that conversation, and b. principally the brainchild of Ed Greenwood, a Canadian fantasy writer who has a decent shot at claiming the title of the horniest man alive. Like, this a parody whose source material is a fictional setting whose idea of challenging villainous queer-coding is having nations ruled by buxom middle-aged sorcerer-queens with interesting ideas about rehabilitative justice spanning the entire alignment grid. What Silk & Dagger is making text was just barely subtext to begin with, is what I mean to say.

This is perfect, I'm gonna use a combined version of this.

Like pyromancers that use their own heat and fire become cold and those that generate heat become hot.

Pyromancers who are cold naturally and become warmer the more they use it and those that use the cold around them become colder.

Healers who use their energy and those that take on a smaller form of injury then the injured.

Necromancers who siphons the surrounding plants of life energy and those that use their life energy or another humans energy.

And druids that become more like nature the more more they use magic and those that use their magical energy to guide nature to their wim

I loveee fantasy settings doing magical exhaustion:

burnt out pyromancers emitting steam and smoke

tired cryomancers shivering with visible foggy breath

weary necromancers looking ill and hearing voices

frazzled healers receiving the same cuts, bruises, and injuries of their patients

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

Facts

Weiss: Normalize being an evil whore.

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