This Is The Stuff I Like To See

So, Arcane fans, how are we doing today, hm?

Do it!!! Commit.... eh.... Commit something!!

Preferability arson

I'm gonna get more bisexual.

I will!! I swear it!!!!

Finally another being to greet!

The abyss stares back at you.

A perfect fire starter

ok, I want you to imagine that I have placed a tiny little wizard in the palm of your hand. they are no more than a few inches tall.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your scroll on tumblr today, thank you

Why is this intersting?

was reading up on silk and dagger. am i just not enlightened enough yet to understand that half of all good worldbuilding starts with the author getting really, really horny

It helps to understand that Silk & Dagger is very specifically parodying how dark elves are depicted in the Forgotten Realms, a Dungeons & Dragons campaign setting which is a. essentially a romantic fantasy setting awkwardly pretending to be high fantasy because D&D players aren't ready for that conversation, and b. principally the brainchild of Ed Greenwood, a Canadian fantasy writer who has a decent shot at claiming the title of the horniest man alive. Like, this a parody whose source material is a fictional setting whose idea of challenging villainous queer-coding is having nations ruled by buxom middle-aged sorcerer-queens with interesting ideas about rehabilitative justice spanning the entire alignment grid. What Silk & Dagger is making text was just barely subtext to begin with, is what I mean to say.

Golden Potato

COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

This is amazing and i wholeheartly agree with that statement

Please give us more zelda

*important announcers voice* Would the artist responsible for this doodle please come to the stage? I would like to credit you in my new fic for inspiration