Elleofthestars-blog - XOXO

My roommate has been using Grindr....

Who the fuck fakes orgasms? Issues.

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

Guess who is officially single?

"Pay some bills and THEN you can speak your mind about what the fuck I do"

Every. Single. Day.

Bromelain.

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

Plus, if you’re a man, it just tells me you’re a douche.

(via azucar-rosa)

i need sugar bffs :/