“I Had A Room To Myself As A Kid, But My Mother Was Always Quick To Point Out That It Wasn’t My Room,

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

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A portrait of Charlie Chaplin, dynamic player of silent film, standing before a church in London.

Spring 2009

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I was wondering if anyone knew a way to get in contact with people from Iran my friend lives their and I'm so worried about her and I have no way of contacting her we communicated through whatsapp but as we know iran has restricted whatsapp and instagram and other apps I just want to know If she's okay any help would be appreciated greatly

Dear anon, I feel you, I know how difficult this situation is, how anxious you must feel.

I can reach my friends via Telegram. I've heard Signal is safe and encrypted as well.

But I'm not a tech wizard. Please, can anyone help anon with more ideas and ways to contact friends in Iran! ?

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Columbia University protest suppression, 4.30.24

Fuck this

cdc has updated its guidelines! please die for our profits, loyal citizens!

I just wanted to let everybody know the Kissinger Death Tontine is a thing. idk when it's gonna happen, but it has to be within the next few years, right?

Hey, I try to not to post here anymore, but do by accident sometimes. Go to fuckyeahemmett-blog.tumblr.com for my real blog, which I haven’t changed the graphic design of since I selected a template over a decade ago...