Screaming Crying Throwing Up

homemade oatmeal cream pie cookies

FOR THE COOKIES

1 cup unsalted butter softened or margarine

3/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar

1/2 cup granulated sugar

2 large eggs or 2 tablespoons ground flax seed mixed in 5 tablespoons water or nut milk

1 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

3 cups quick or old fashioned oatmeal

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon salt

FOR THE CREAM FILLING

3/4 cup unsalted butter or margarine softened

1 3/4 cups confectioners' sugar, sifted

1 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract or other icing flavor (maple is also good!)

1/2 tablespoon oat milk

cream butter or substitute and sugar together first, mix wet batter ingredients together and then incorporate the dry mixed ingredients slowly and drop onto a cookie sheet in 2 tablespoons round balls and bake at 350F for 15 minutes

for icing cream together butter and confectioner’s sugar for 5 minutes until fluffy then add desired flavoring and oat milk

Favorite Quotes I’ve written

“Erin chuckled. It was sweet with a bitter aftertaste”

“The sun lowered beneath the sea, leaving them in darkness. Their home.”

“Kaz Brekker didn’t apologize. It wasn’t in his nature”

“Part of him wanted to hold her too, and part of him wanted to strangle himself for thinking that”

“He’d sell his own heart to have her by his side again”

“Of course. Everything came with a price tag.”

“Kaz never found stars that interesting, he preferred to focus on the things he could steal.”

“She could live with him hating her, but not without him, Saints she couldn’t live without him.”

“It worked, for the first time in her life she couldn’t feel the dark and forbidding draw of her shadows. She hated it.”

“This was Kaz’s entire life. And he was her life. Jesper grimaced at the thought.”

“Erin laughed at that, like she always laughed at his remarks. The laugh that made his head spin and his heart leap.”

“He hated this city. But he loved her.”

“He tasted of metal and blood and sugar, she would have gladly drowned in it.”

Can someone please draw this as a comic or something.

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

I found it. The legendary post.

Anonymous: Did you ever go back to the Salt and Pepper diner?

I figured I might as well post this here

(via deadliidev)

Hello??? Wilson gets with Cutthroat Bitch?? I hate that woman since the beginning I'm going to vomit-