Random guy: So is Hange Zoe like, y’know, with someone?
Levi: Now when you say ‘with someone’, do you mean as in ‘in a romantic/sexual/personal monogamous relationship with a man who will go to war with any and every fuckboi in this proximity for their heart’? Then the answer is yes.
Levi: Oh and that man is me, so I’ve got my fucking eye on you.
“Ares caught sight of Halirrhothius, a son of Poseidon, pursuing his daughter, Alcippe. Pursuit turned to annoyance and subsequently harassment as Halirrhothius displayed the fierce lust for young women he inherited from his father. When harassment turned to rape, however, Ares didn’t hesitate for a moment to brutally murder Poseidon’s son.
Poseidon, disinterested in the plight of Alcippe, was furious at Ares and called a meeting of the gods the likes of which there had never been before. Rather than meet on Mount Olympus, Poseidon convened the immortals into a court of law (the first of its kind) in the city he had lost to Athena. It was on a low hill in Athens, then, that Poseidon made his case against the God of War, calling him by all the abominable names known to man and god. The gods listened and awaited Ares’s response to the accusations of his cold-blooded murder of a fellow immortal’s son. Ares’s defense was simple: Halirrhothius suffered the fate of a rapist.”
-Ares: The Origins and History of the Greek God of War by Andrew Scott and Charles Rivers Editors
I have a feeling that the words are too small to read…. ◔̯◔
Art by あららぎ なな || Translation by Akaritakutranslations || Permission to post was given from the artist || Find this comic untranslated here || Reposting elsewhere is allowed but please give credit to the artist
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Buy the artist a coffee???
I’m just saying though…
snk comics o vo
Now that Jellal has thrown himself into the void, the big four all has death scares! Yay.
Gray is mad because he’s the only dude in the “I saw my lover dying” club.
apple with teeth vibez
_Monica Piloni (1978), Brazilian Contemporary artist.
Série Hybris (Hybris series), 2013
Omg levihan
snk doodle dump what’s up
because fuck you
Why does he sulk so much about Hange having a crush on Shadis?
Jellal, screams: OHMYGOD
Erza: What is it and why are you on the counter
Jellal: A SPIDER ITS DEADLY.
Erza, picks it up: how did a tarantula get in my room
Jellal: YOU HAVE CAKE EVERYWHERE WHY WOULDN'T THERE BE
Erza: it's just a bug tho
Erza: He's fuzzy touch it
Jellal: UM NO
Erza: TOUCH IT
Jellal, running: NONONONO
Erza: COME ON HE ISNT THAT BAD
Jellal: PLEASE NO
-one hour later-
Jellal, with spider on his head: OH MY GOD
Erza: his name is Patrick.
Jellal: oh my Patrick.
Erza: he is our pet now.
Jellal: what does Patrick want for dinner
Erza, listening to Patrick: Chinese.
Jellal: good choice bud.
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