I Love It In The Fellowship Of The Ring Book When They’re Walking Through The Mines Of Moria, And Tolkien’s

Why does he sulk so much about Hange having a crush on Shadis?

BADASS FINLAND

“in the heat of battle, the short man from eastern finland climbed on top of a massive soviet tank. before setting it on fire with a molotov cocktail, he knocked on the crew hatch door and shouted, ‘open up, ivan – death is knocking!’”

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Hello! Would you be able to do what the Nordics (separately) would be like as your roomate in college? Thank you!

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Norway: The Silent and Organized Roommate 

The roommate you often forget is actually there, since you hardly see or hear him in the room..not to mention, his side of the room is always completely  organized. 

If you can’t find him in his room, assume that he’s either at the library or at a coffee shop with his laptop writing deep poetry for his English class.

You’re usually jealous of him since he hardly studies but seems to pass all of his classes with ease…maybe you should ask for tutoring? 

It’s safe to assume that he has headphones in all the time- even when he’s not listening to music, just so no one talks to him. 

Iceland: The Hot Mess Roommate

The roommate you find awake at 3 in the morning eating ramen cups, drinking instant coffee and trying to cram a weeks worth of homework into 4 hours before class.

Emil will sometimes send you memes at various times throughout the day.

Self deprecating jokes often have you worried about his mental state. 

Is constantly panicking about student loans but plays it cool…or at least tries to. 

Has to set 5 alarms every morning or else he misses his class. 

Finland: The “Parent” Roommate

Tino is the type of roommate to actually be close friends with all of his roommates….and everyone else on your floor..RA included.

Will actually make lunches for his roommates, and make sure that they keep up healthy eating habits.

Always ends a conversation with “love you, stay safe, make good decisions, and drink water!”

Casually talks to his professors outside of class…for fun..

Will always help his roommates with their homework! Though..you really never catch him doing his own..but he still passes with flying colors..you don’t question him much.

Sweden: The “Mr. Mystery” Roommate

Berwald is hardly ever in his room..but whenever he is, he’s working on some big project that takes up the entire dining room table. You’ve learned not to ask what he’s doing. 

Can and will fix anything broken in the room. Coffee machine broken? He’s got a part. TV not working? There’s a manual somewhere. Bed squeaking? He has the missing screw for that. 

He doesn’t talk to you much, but when he does, it’s usually funny and pretty sarcastic, but you have a hard time knowing whether he’s joking or serious. 

You’ve learned not to wake him up in the morning..you did once..never again.

Even though he looks scary, if you ever need help regardless of what it is, if you just ask, he will help you.

Denmark: The Friendly Frat Boy Roommate

Yes. He’s a frat-boy. But the good kind. The one that helps little old ladies cross the street, or just hangs out with his friends. Not partying every night.

Matthias brings a lot of surprises to your dorm..whether it’s balloons..or rearranging furniture while drunk off his ass at 3 am. But hey, he’s nice, so it’s okay. 

Always brings food home for his roommates. Sometimes it’s sweets, sometimes it a bucket of 50 wings. It depends. 

Is friends with literally everyone on campus. 

He sometimes asks for help with his homework..or notes from class…he gets behind sometimes, okay? But in return he’ll basically be your body guard! 

110% about school spirit..to be honest, he probably has a sports scholarship. 

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The Witcher Season 2 EP 6 SPOILER

ILY Płotka ♡♡♡

Hope you are happy on your eternal meadow, bestie~

Netflix you cruel people, how dare you

Silm headcanon #1

feanorians's oath was a pinky promise

maglor made it look more dramatic in his songs so the future generations don't laugh at them

elrond knows what it really looked like only bc maedhros talks in his sleep, is silent about it out of mercy

galadriel had no mercy

Some gorgeous person a while back made a post about if various other famous elves had been part of the fellowship instead of legolas, one of them being Maglor, and now I can’t stop thinking about that au

Elrond: Hi Frodo. This is my dad. He’ll be coming with you on your impossible quest.

Frodo: Wait, I thought your dad was Earendil? Bilbo did a whole musical number about it.

Elrond: Yes, that was awkward for all of us. Have fun!

(more hilarious outtakes beneath cut)

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