I Feel So Seen

I'm sorry, it's just the vibe they give off to me (yes, even giving in consideration Apollo's invaluable contribution to the agriculture and even if we keep in mind that Hermes's lovers' mortality rate (and overall number) is much lover)

I don't know if somebody already talked about it, but I also don't remember finding this type of theory surrounding the inspiration origins of Crème Republic (because ofc the wiki had to make everything about the States again-)

We more or less know the inspiration for all the Ancient's kingdoms – some with distinctive cultures, some (like Faerie Kingdom) are mostly folklore. But the consensus of Crème Republic is that it's mostly something Greek or Roman that's being occupied by French for some reason.

Well, I think there is a reason for them being specifically French in a Greek-based place, because that's exactly what it is. Let me introduce you to the Latin Empire.

So, long story short: that'd explain their mostly French names and the understandable dissatisfaction of the native Cookies' of the Sea of them taking up the majority of the Council seats. Their cartoonish goodness and glory doesn't exactly match with the history (especially with the fact that in crk Vanillians are war refugees instead of, y'know, crusaders. and thank god) – but eh well, Constantinople (now Istanbul) was an ancient city with a rich history and culture even back then, and even more so now. Devsis kinda had to get rid of the monarchy in favour of more Roman-style government, but that's for the better ig?

It's still my favourite Kingdom in crk because I just love the whole warm vibes of it and it has all my favourite cookies in there, but it's interesting how people may have overlooked this obvious reference to the concept of Francocracy lol

is that a gun in your pants or is the back of your leg naturally rifle-shaped

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

Yet think, a day will come, when fate's decree And angry gods shall wreak this wrong on thee; Phoebus and Paris shall avenge my fate, And stretch thee here before the Scaean gate.

vtmb is incredible because its not not misogynistic in a super 2004 way, but somehow you still get the vibe that the devs fuckin love women. 80% of all the best lines are said by extremely interesting and varied women who all have massive bouncing honkers you can cover the walls of your in-game apartment with pictures of. its serving "of course i like bitches! my best friend has tits!" vibes

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING FOR YEARSSSS

Transformers: Animated fans after watching Transformers One:

Transformers Prime is a series about the dangers of drugs through showing how Starscream is slowly going crazy because of them.

Sentinel Prime Standing Weird: The Full Collection

he is so strange. why does he do this. what is his problem. im going to beat him with sticks.

sometimes a family is you, a college student with a side shave and a hero complex, a music producer who doesn’t know how to keep a secret, a hot, haunted fashion designer, her bizarre psychosexual relationship with her perfume line, an ugly bald asshole, his rotating cast of black hoodies, an albino witch with extremely questionable taste in men, a businesswoman with a karen cut, a high schooler who played a plague tale: innocence one time and decided hugo had the right idea, a white cop who everyone thinks is trustworthy for some reason, 3 concerningly hardcore harry potter stans, a boomer with multicoloured hair, and some weird guy who lives on the beach and needs therapy more than any of his friends and associates combined