After Rewatching The Darren Shan (Vampire's Assistant, 2009) Movie, Because What A Fever Dream It Was,

will you save me a dance?

God help us all-

seasoned transformers fans waiting to explain 40 years worth of lore to a tf1 new fan who asks the name of a random bot standing in a crowd scene

Can you draw elder fairy? He's my favorite cookie

OLD MAN

Shadow Milk big naturals when

Elder Faerie Cookie may not have Legendary status (which he should have, considering his lore), but he sure has the Legendary rarity, because I swear to god it's IMPOSSIBLE to upgrade this man

His soulstones in Town Square and Arena are so rare I had to wait for two months for just ONE, and it was possible to obtain him in gacha only when it was his specific banner. Even I, stuck in the whale hell in the Vanilla server, witness people having 5A Ancients, 5+ Woke Cacao and even 5A Beasts sometimes, but NEVER HIM. He's the definition of a rare Pokémon.

Yet think, a day will come, when fate's decree And angry gods shall wreak this wrong on thee; Phoebus and Paris shall avenge my fate, And stretch thee here before the Scaean gate.

It's so gorgeous I can't- 😭😭😭

Maybe I will clean it who knows

Source: https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Sauron

dude thats sick. thats rad

Look I don't mean to pointlessly whine here and I'm prolly gonna delete this when I wake up but man I'm so tired of these explosions every night, like my life cycle is seriously fucked up, I can't go to sleep before the alarm is over so I stay up until morning (it's 5:51 AM in Ukraine now), I don't know, all of my friends are tired too, we don't even have the energy to talk about it anymore even if we're online, it's exhausting

It honestly resembles fnaf at this point HAHAH I KNOW SOUNDS DUMB but every night you walk in your place with a flashlight, monitor approaching missiles online and listen very very closely for the explosions to locate where they are and I can't even quit a week after 💀⚰️💥