Jerry And Mike Being Probably The Most Functional Couple In Hurricane Despite Having Been Irrevrocably

Look I don't mean to pointlessly whine here and I'm prolly gonna delete this when I wake up but man I'm so tired of these explosions every night, like my life cycle is seriously fucked up, I can't go to sleep before the alarm is over so I stay up until morning (it's 5:51 AM in Ukraine now), I don't know, all of my friends are tired too, we don't even have the energy to talk about it anymore even if we're online, it's exhausting

It honestly resembles fnaf at this point HAHAH I KNOW SOUNDS DUMB but every night you walk in your place with a flashlight, monitor approaching missiles online and listen very very closely for the explosions to locate where they are and I can't even quit a week after 💀⚰️💥

I can't stop thinking about the fact that the whole clan Tremere history is basically two (three) Middle-Aged men with severe trust issues and appearance insecurities trying to resolve their relationship crisis.

This is literally canon

aight so Crk updated and I'm already getting some uh Gay Divorce™️ vibes from Shadow Milk and Elder Faerie

I can smell the divorce papers (wait this joke actually works on another level because of the whole paper storm thing-)

(Uh idk if this is a ship already if not and if there's a tag or not someone tell me if there is I literally just started playing this part and I don't wanna go get spoiled-)

when i live in VTMB world i will eat the cereal COOOT OHOCULO and drink Liquid DemonSeed while reading my favorite magazines DEAD BIRD, Worm, and chin

Richard Roxburgh and Kate Beckinsale in Van Helsing (2004)

An observation

You can't tell me they aren't the same people

I just so love it when people try to call trans people «transformers🤪» as an insult as if the transformers fandom wasn't one of the most diverse and inclusive and had the entire lore built on LGBTQ rep (I can't even think of any continuity that didn't have it implied that gender- and sexuality diversity is canon, like they're alien robots why would they even identify with our «traditional» definitions in the first place, that doesn't even make sense-)

Maybe this is crazy and unhinged thing to do but I sometimes assign people I know to the vampire clans (of course without telling them) and explain some of their actions to myself based on it, like "oh this guy is so pretentious and always mentions how his family was Polish nobility before the soviets, typical Ventrue behaviour" or "I know what you are, an art student with penchant for weird sculpture and anatomical oddities", or our local gothic witch bars, book stores and cafés in the city center which I presume is Tremere chantry undercover, is there any hope for me.

couples themed photoshoots and old romance films have such a Grip on me they're all so destian and it makes me unwell LIKE

LIIIIIIIIIKE

God help us all-