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Slay the Princess text posts, part 29

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The squad. The gang. The posse, perhaps.

Alas, it is only fanfiction.

㋡🥀

colors of the sky.

Ok so I got myself Scarlet Hollow because I really liked Slay the Princess and figured that if the devs put in the same amount of effort into it then it'll be an enjoyable experiance.

And all I have to say is: Holy Shit

L + ratio + you’re on a path in the woods + at the end of that path is a cabin + in the basement of that cabin is a princess

Heyy guys :))) hey guys cgeck out my carrots :)) i worked so hard to harvest th ese carrots of mine :)) i love love love carrots so mu

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOO HES CURISNDG MY FUCKING CARROTS!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO HES PUTTINGA BTUCKCINH SPELL OB MY CARROTS NOOOOOOO THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR NOOOOOOOOOO MY CARRISTTS

Well, hellooo Metheus~