Worn-out Bridge

THERE IS A MAGGOT COMING OUT OF YOUR EYEBALL

after i saw the youtooz comments i had to make this

The squad. The gang. The posse, perhaps.

Alas, it is only fanfiction.

Slay the Princess text posts, part 29

[part 28] [part 30]

Me, trying to learn a new skill at 22: Brain PLEASE you know we want to be able to do this, we'd be so much happier with this ability please we've already wasted our teenage years

My Brain, the moment I start doing said activity: holy shit this is literally the worst experience ever, I'd rather we were ill right now. Abort abort! MAKE IT STOP! Pain receptors, go! Nervous system RED ALERT! Bowel movements? Give him stress-induced diarrhea

I'm sure many people have already made this connection before but; I find it interesting that only Pomni and Kaufmo have seen the exit doors. They are the only characters that are based on humans- clowns and jesters, the test are based on toys.

Wonder if that has any meaning behind it

Him

Huh? One strong toilet paper

Even now, you defy me. Do it, then. Show me what you think it takes to end what’s destined to end everything.