The Signs At A Sleepover A Zodiac Story

The Signs At A Sleepover A zodiac story

"Taurus, do you ever get off the couch?" Pisces asked from the floor. He would have gotten the blankets himself but Cancer was using his lap as a pillow and he was terrified to disturb her slumber. Taurus grumbled and pushed the laptop off her thighs. "ARIES!" Taurus called looking at the stairs, waiting for a response. When she didn't get one she decided to go upstairs to see what Aries was doing.

Taurus arrived at the top of the stairs and rolled her eyes at the sight of aries and scorpio kissing. "Why is it always you two?" She asked and Aries quickly jumped off of Scorpio. "We were just-uh it was a dare!" Aries quickly exclaimed and scorpio gave her a confused look.

"Oh please, you didn't think this was anything serious." Aries laughed and then quickly sobered in response to scorpio's blank expression.

"Just..not on my bed." Taurus turned and walked back down the stairs.

"Can we go somewhere?" Sagittarius asked and huffed when Taurus didn't respond. "Taurus, I'm bored, what are we going to do?" He continued and Taurus groaned. "It wasn't even my idea to have this sleepover, can't we just watch netflix?"

Aquarius barged into the living room with Gemini and Cancer shot out of Pisces lap. "Oh no.." Pisces said quietly and Aquarius stared at Cancer for a moment.

"Why do you guys always have to make so much noise!?" Cancer pouted and walked up the stairs to find somewhere quiet to sleep.

"OH ARE YOU JOKING?" She yelled when she found Aries and Scorpio in the bed. "All I want is some sleep." She whined and walked down the hall into the guest bedroom.

"Anywayyy... aliens." Aquarius said randomly and Gemini smirked. "Scientific evidence proves there could be life forms on other planets and I think it would be best if the govern-" Gemini was cut off by Taurus. "You're giving me a headache." Taurus whispered and Gemini continued talking to Aquarius in a hushed voice. "The entire idea of aliens is completely irrational." Capricorn looked up from her phone

"Taurusss!" Leo called from the kitchen and Libra jumped off the counter immediately when Taurus walked in. "What have you done to my kitchen!" Taurus looked at the flour covered table and sniffed the burnt aroma. "They did it not me!" Virgo quickly pointed the blame on Libra and Leo. "Get out!" Taurus said in an urgent tone and Libra and Leo ran out of the kitchen while Virgo fussed and walked out.

"THIS IS NEVER HAPPENING AT MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN!" Taurus called from the kitchen.

Side note: Pisces fell asleep on the floor, Capricorn eventually dozed off in a lounge chair, Scorpio and Aries fell asleep in Taurus' bed, Aquarius and Gemini stayed up all night playing trivial pursuit, Sagittarius complained about being bored until they passed out, Virgo and Leo fell asleep next to Pisces, Libra slept peacefully on the couch, Cancer slept in the guest bed all night and Taurus stayed up until the morning fixing the mess Leo made trying to cook.

the signs as chandler bing one liners

Aries: i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love

Taurus: nice camouflage. for a minute i almost didn’t see you

Gemini: pants, like shorts, but longer

Cancer: i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day

Leo: i’m not great at the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Virgo: tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com

Libra: you know, i think i don’t care

Scorpio: hi i’m chandler, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable

Sagittarius: oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest

Capricorn: i took the quiz and it turns out i do put career before men

Aquarius: why yes ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia

Pisces: step away from the duck

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