Aries: they’re not
Taurus: mom said dinner was ready but she lied
Gemini: got shit on by a bird
Cancer: they just felt like it
Leo: their hair got wet
Virgo: everyone is so stupid it’s making them sad
Libra: the nutella jar was empty
Scorpio: going through an emo phase
Sagittarius: allergies
Capricorn: accidentally opened the front camera
Aquarius: who knows
Pisces: because their fave died
♈ Cousin Aries: The competitive one who has to win all the games, drink the most alcohol, and win the backyard Cricket game. The cousin who skydives and base jumps and has bright red hair and most of the family is kind of intimidated by them
♉ Aunt Taurus: Will be the one cooking the food, baking the cookies and giving everyone the thoughtful gifts; they take lots of photos of their family. As soon as dissent breaks out they go and lie in the hammock til everyone leaves
♊ Twin Cousins Gemini: Will arrive late on all occasions, dominates the conversation; and you're not sure who will show up ... the family comedic hippie, or the stylish intellect among some, when the conversation gets boring they can't take their eyes off their phones
♌ Mother Cancer: Is the nurturer, the family centre, the one who people go to in their troubles, for unconditional love, wisdom, and the sixth sense motherly instinct. She frequently volunteers to take care of the babies, has a special bond with each of the family members
♋ Uncle Leo: Is always bragging about his wife and kids, showing off pictures of their house and children, always giving the largest and most extravagant thought out gifts, the booming laugh is louder than any voice
♍ Cousin Virgo: Is the overachiever in school, seems like the perfect student, but also seems somewhat detached from his family, parents especially. Makes witty remarks but too often keeps these to himself
♎ Libra Daughter: Is class dux, on all the school committees, has a tonne of friends, on edge out of fear of a massive family fight, makes time to talk to everyone
♏ Aunt Scorpio: Is that aunt you always suspected was a witch, into natural medicine, spells, religion, life, death and rebirth. No one really knows anything about her, smells like incense
♐ Sagittarius brother: Arrives home from his time spent on an Indian pilgrimage to learn about the culture just in time. Is the one who brings his dog, beer, and organises the games, sports, and music
♑ Father Capricorn: Sits at the head of the table looking proudly over his family, the successful businessman, brings the finances, the loyalty, the discipline and the attentiveness, his family want to impress him
♒ Aunt Aquarius: Is that strange, nonsensical aunt that rambles on about conspiracies, planning for the global breakdown and her eccentric ideas
♓ Grandma Pisces: Is the one you go to for their wisdom, for unconditional support, for nonjudgmental ears and amazing insight, sixth sense intuition, the 'go to' person for the family
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*covers 80% of my face in a photo* “I look so good here”
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Aries: they appear cool and brave so you wanna make the craziest shit with them
Taurus: the one who will invite you to netflix & pizza but not because they want to fuck you
Gemini: the one who stares at you when you look away, will tease you and you can talk with them about everything
Cancer: the one who will have a crush on you too
Leo: the leader who seems impressing to you because of their confident attitude
Virgo: the cute, awkward one, who will never know you're crushing on them even if it's obvious
Libra: the charming one that will make you compliments but they're flirty with everyone so you will never know if they have a crush on you too
Scorpio: the mysterious one you also want to fuck
Sagittarius: the witty one, but they are also very honest and are not the type for mixed signals
Capricorn: the sarcastic asshole who sends mixed signals
Aquarius: the rebellious one you want to get to know because they are so interesting
Pisces: the one you want to have deep conversations with for hours and then cuddle
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Aries: the rebellious friend
Taurus: the tough friend
Gemini: the fun friend
Cancer: the smart friend
Leo: the crazy friend
Virgo: the cool friend
Libra: the chill friend
Scorpio: the dirty minded friend
Sagittarius: the sassy friend
Capricorn: the "basic" friend
Aquarius: the intelligent friend
Pisces: the hungry friend